Guy inductee shared by all candid detail
the mystery of the recruitment.
Author: Voenkomat breathe in my direction. Given the task to collect wacky documents.
God is with him, gathered, slowly, over the last month,
though the nerves to "stations hell" shabby. The real test of strength, a kind of exam
suitability for life in Russia were on the medical board.
Six hours in a queue to 4 doctors, with whom I stayed, as a result, no more than 15 minutes.
I am 16, I was a sickly boy, but serious grounds "hang" no.
We have to worry.
And when a steep unaccustomed to the bureaucratic machine, with all boils delirium.
Take the beginning of the document list (to do list). That's why a military conscription office:
- Four of my photos (for business only need one)
- An envelope (phone long been invented, and "invited" by the school)
- A certificate of family composition (in fact, the usual residence, which in the passport)
- Questionnaire about my character from parents and class teacher (psychologist did not read it at all.
But how much time teachers spend)
- The general tests (urine and blood from a finger valid week)
- Certificate from school (I'm from the school questionnaire rent, and even all my
communication with the military enlistment office through school,
that is, they have the data).
That is a list of 13 items safely reduced to 5 (passport, photo, fluoroscopy,
blood group and vaccination). Go ahead.
The list gave me at school, and 7 out of 13 papers are taken at the same school.
That is, each time the students individually suited to the nurse,
the class teacher, the Secretary requests.
Why not collect and pass all at once? So get faster,
and no one will be distracted from work each time.
Deadline approaching, so I had to skip school,
in the morning to get to the local doctor for directions on analyzes.
In general analyzes of all 7 days. Tell me, if I get sick,
I will need to wait a week? I either get well or complications begin.
We need to be tested to know the blood group, but I handed this.
"How much time has passed?" - I was dumbfounded doctor.
"Is it blood can change?»
Some windows registry is the device through which you can record to the doctors.
I hate the registry and communication with aunts,
so this is a good chance of avoiding the unpleasant procedures.
Scotch glued paper "record only to the local doctor».
All hangs badly, but in the end I get to a step input.
Then I understand that my medical insurance policy two rooms
and neither is suitable for the number of characters. I enter one that fits.
Then passport: not completely fit, without writing the series.
"Your information is rejected." Value is 10 minutes? I am sure that this system
e cost tens of millions of registry.
The nurse asked where to get a certificate of family composition, as none
I do not know it. It turns out in housing.
Hallway: The passport today is not working. At each stage, I had to
to deal with the Russian aunt. A school constantly "hint»,
it was time to hand over all even call home. Although I do not recruit:
at least six months can collect the papers.
Separate discussion deserve the questionnaire. It seems to me that they are coming up with
brainless generator of random words, because the issues are illogical,
stupid, and there are a lot of errors. Here are some examples of stupid questions. My comments in italics.
Questionnaire for parents that no one is watching:
- Financial situation of the family (below average, average, normal);
Here, I thought: always thought that the "average»,
but there is a version of "normal". What to choose?
- What traits do you think the most important in the character of your son;
What a difference a military conscription office, I have a good or evil.
- Your attitude to religion; what for? They are afraid that the Islamists?
- Do you and your son Russian citizenship;
if I did not have citizenship, then I spit on the draft board
Questionnaire for the class teacher (chief), also nobody reads:
- It is different from most - yes, no; and that gives them this knowledge?
- ... Are still many questions on the nature of