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At the party, you see a pretty guy. You're coming.
He said, “I’m great in bed.”
It's direct marketing.

You come to a party with your friends and you see a pretty one.
boy. One of your friends comes up to him and says,
She's great in bed.""
- It's advertising.

At the party, you see a pretty guy. You're up.
And you straighten the dress, you go up to it and you pour it on it.
drink. You say, "Let me" and you come closer to him.
to fix his tie, and at the same time touch
And then you say, "By the way, I'm cool."
in bed.
- It's PR.

At the party, you see a pretty guy. By cunning
You're making a dirty squabble between
The girls are here, and you stay away.
When everything changes, you say, "Let's get out of here!"
I'm great in bed with you!
- It's black PR.

At the party, you see a pretty guy. He's coming.
He said, “I hear you’re great in bed.”
- It's a recognizable brand.

At the party, you see a pretty guy. You're telling me.
He'll go with your friend.
- It's a sales office.

Your friend doesn't satisfy him, so he calls you.
- It's technical support.

At a party, you see a pretty guy, you walk up to him.
And you say, "Remember how great it was in bed with you."
Light? I taught her. Come with me.
- It's a lease.

You see some pretty guys at the party. You
Write notes to all of them about how great it will be with you.
bed.
- It's a direct email.

You come to a party and there's a bunch of pretty girls. You
You pull down your strap and say, I'm cool in bed.
No chocolate and champagne!
- It's dumping.

You come to a party and you say, "I'm cool with you."
You will be my third boyfriend this evening.
- It's network marketing.

At a party, you say out loud, "Who's interested?"
As I am in bed, follow me! and take them to another place.
party.
- It's positioning.

You didn't even go to the party, but they only talk about it.
How good you are in bed.
- It's a hyped trademark.

You come to a party with your friends and you see a pretty one.
boy. You approach him and tell him your name is Svetka.
Everyone knows how good it is in bed with Svetka. And Svetlana.
She knows you pretended to be her. That's what Svetta gets for.
chocolate.
- It's a franchise.

You come to a party with your friends and you see a pretty one.
boy. You walk up to him and tell him you're great.
bed. You go with him. In the morning he says he's not quite
Happy with you.
- It's a complaint.

You came to the party with your friends and you see the pretty one.
boy. Each of you tells me how cool it is in bed.
And what she wants for it.
- It's a tender.

You come to a party with your friends and you see a pretty one.
boy. You walk up to him and tell him you're great.
bed. You go with him. He gives you champagne in the morning.
He doesn't give you chocolate.
- It's accounts receivable.

You're going to a party, and your friend's already there.
Distribute notes that describe how you
Good in bed.
- This is a press release distribution.

You go to a New Year's party and you see a bunch of beautiful ones.
You guys say it costs five to sleep with you.
Chocolate and three bottles of champagne at the end of the party
You get to zero, you wake up in bed with something.
freak
- It's a seasonal sale.

You come to a party with your friends and you see a pretty one.
boy. You walk up to him and tell him you're great.
bed. You go with him. Come home and your husband is home.
Smooth goes unsalted, you get in the eye.
- It's force majeure.

You come to a party, you say you're great.
It costs three chocolates and a bottle of champagne.
Someone who sleeps with you five times a night, it's gonna cost you.
one chocolate bar...
- It's a wholesale discount.

You come to a party and tell everyone what's wrong with you.
cool in bed... In a couple of days, all the guys from the party.
They meet at the I.D.
These are victims of unfair advertising.

You come to a party and say you're cool.
bed. A couple of powerful girls walk up to you and say,
We agree on 30 percent chocolate and 40 percent champagne a month.
Otherwise, you might get in trouble!
- It's a roof.

You come to a party and you tell the five people in attendance.
What if each of them told their five friends?
It's cool to be in bed with you, and those in turn.
Five more, etc., they'll fuck you for nothing. When
Half the country dreams of being cool in bed with you.
You move and hide in an unknown direction.
- It's MMM.

You come to a party, but nobody wants you, alone.
They shout, “Darling!”, others have heard from friends that you are not
She's so good in bed, the others haven't been cured yet.
previous time Then you're out and you're out.
party in the nearest Uryupinsk... Everyone wants you there.
They give gifts and try to get to know each other better.
This is working with the regions.

At a party, you see a pretty guy. You walk up to him.
He said, “Hey, you know what I’m like today.”
I'm lying on silk sheets and just
I am exhausted from desire, but there is not one left on earth.
Men! and all my knowledge of Kama Suma is greater.
I don’t need anyone... that’s terrible! what?
A couple of lessons?
- It's a creative approach.

You come to a party and say you're great.
in bed, HO, to the one who buys Swiss chocolate and
French champagne, you give it once. And someone who
there is "Soviet champagne" and tiles "Alenka" - two, or
Maybe two and a half times.
- That's protectionism.

To be the best, you keep looking at your friends.
Smooth with the boys...
This is industrial espionage.

You come to the party with Sveta (you have a great one)
Her ass, her breasts. All the guys have a condition:
We're together.
This is a strategic partnership.

You take a friend's dress and some makeup, promising
Give her every other chocolate you earn.
evening
- It's a joint stock company.

You are ugly and no one wants to see you. But Dad.
pays for the party... A crowd of people and everyone wants you.
These are government subsidies.

You’ve grown old and dried up, but you find yourself in a different way.
In the mailbox, a dried chocolate bar...
- It's a pension.

You come to a party, you don't dance, you don't laugh and
Just spit on everyone, wash your hands in a crouchon, spit on
candles stuck in the cake... All the boys are watching you with you.
lustfully
This is a leading position in the market.

You're gay, but you have to go straight.
partying
It's company policy.

Everyone knows how good you are in bed. And here you are.
You hear that you know how to cook...
It's taking over new markets.

You come to a party with your friends and you see a pretty one.
boy. You walk up to him and say you're cool.
You'll sleep with him for 2 bottles.
Champagne and 3 chocolates. He's only willing to pay.
2 bottles of champagne as party host said
You can no longer ask for these services.
This is government price regulation.

You come to a party with your friends and you see a lot.
pretty guys. You start telling everybody.
You're great in bed. Awakening in 2 days in
You see 18 bottles of champagne in your apartment, 27.
chocolate bars, 12 filling bars and 2 unused
condom.
This is the gross national product.

You go to a party and you see a bunch of pretty guys. K
At the end of the party, you're kicking at zero. And now for that,
To do something to you guys have to drag themselves
bedtime.
- It's drag and drop.

You come to a party and everything starts.
Ask yourself, “What’s great about you?”
And they can see from their beds that they are
They do. Mysteriously, you answer, “No comments...”
This time, Svetka's best friend is cracking in the corner.
Your chocolate is drinking champagne.
This is a planned leak of classified information.

You come to a party, you see a pretty guy and
You tell me how great it is to be in bed and what you
2 bottles of champagne and 2 chocolates are required. You're coming to
You go home, but you say you have a headache, and
Your friend has sex instead of you. For that,
You give me one bottle and one chocolate.
- It's outsourcing.

You come to the party, you see the abalden guy,
Go up to him and say, "Let's go upstairs, I'm very good."
in bed. And he says, "I can't because I love you."
“boys”.
This is the wrong choice of the target group.

In the evening, when you were going to a party, you noticed the face around you.
eyes new wrinkles, and on the hips appeared the first signs
cellulite. You know you have more than 3 chocolates.
No one will.
- It's wear and tear, honey.

You go out with him and you give yourself to him in a friend's car,
In any case, you will only get 1 chocolate.
and a friend's car.
- It's an offshore zone.

You give for chocolates and champagne, and then you pass it on.
An earned friend who brings all this good to you
You and your husband are having a drink and
snack
- It's money laundering.

You come to a party and you see a lot of guys.
You start offering yourself to everyone for something,
Some people get it for free.
- It's decommissioning.

You come to the party, all so beautiful, sexy.
and self-confident... You know you're the best in bed.
You are ready to give yourself to a good guy for free.
But all the guys were grabbed by some grumbs and sucked out of them.
cash
- It's the Market, baby.

Come to the party with your boyfriend, see another cool guy.
Go up to his girlfriend and offer to switch guys. She is.
I agree, everybody's happy.
- It's barter.

When at 44 o'clock in the morning, you climb on the roof of the house and yell at the whole neighborhood, "I'm good in bed!!!!" ?
- It's spam.