Obama in Russia

"Rashsha" - Michelle winced once stepped from the American side of the number 1 on the ramp at the airport "Vnukovo-2»




Barack Hussein Obama arrived in Russia for the second time in his life, and for the first time in the status of the president. In Moscow, he was met Dima, Vova and Light.
First, Barack was taken, as expected, to Dima. After all, he is our president?
Under the solemn sounds of hip-hop family Obama, dancing, went to the Kremlin hall to greet the Russian president.


Then Obama family was introduced to Dorotheos. A number of supporters of conspiracy theories say, that Dorofei is the real president of Russia.


Then Dima and Sveta went to show guests their mansions. Obama even thought about that, too, cover your gold oval office. Dima recommended Obama on this issue refer to Pavel Borodin, as a person with experience repairing and finishing the presidential residence.


Still, judging by the photos below, Barack was larger and a half times. But our Dima smarter.


And Barak said Dima that soon fucked @ netsya dollar and advised to move their personal savings into gold. Dima thought.


Barak said Dima secret that financial markets will soon wallow as sypyatsya last hair from the head of Minister Lavrov. Minister Lavrov also all heard and thought.


Then he went to Volodya. Even before the arrival of Barack in Moscow, the US president put forward the thesis de Dima matter how good and how bad Volodya.
As Barak said, "Volodya raskoryaku worth." True Volodya had retorted that "Russia has never stood raskoryaku." The truth is not quite clear, like about Barak said Volodya, and not about Russia? Well, okay.
So, Volodya all kind sought to show who's boss. Sitting in a chair firmly (not raskoryaku), spoke clearly, accompanying the words with gestures.


Even Barack forced to stand and bow to the entire Russian people. After bowing Putin joked in the KGB, who is still standing de raskoryaku the two of us. Barak was forgiven.


Then Volodya regaled Barack.
So, filed smoked beluga with pancakes and cranberry marmalade, eggs with caviar and sour cream and quail dumplings. For dessert - ice cream from home sour cream and cherry jelly.
Craftsman with a samovar and boots, too, was, yes. There he is, standing in the corner.




Wives had his own program. Svetlana personally agreed to introduce Michelle with Russian culture and showed where everything is.


Michelle loved it.


A father and sisters with great curiosity looked at the large black woman.


It seems like everyone happy. But Barak still remained a little satisfied than Dima. I do not know why.


They decided to slightly reduce nuclear weapons free to skip US military supplies to Afghanistan through Russia, mentioned to minimize the possibility of missile defense in Europe, chatted about the economy, again allowed imports of American chickens in our country, Barak promised to repeal the Jason-Vanik.