Doom

A resident of Los Angeles was going to make repairs to the roof of his house. Being a man of prudent foresight, he took care of the insurance and tied with a rope, the other end of which is previously tied to the bumper cars parked in the yard. But forgot to warn his wife. And that just at that time decided to take a ride to the shops, got behind the wheel and abruptly yanked from their seats. Poor old man tore off the roof and dragged by a rope behind the car to the first store, which stopped his wife.
Surgeons managed to rescue the victim. But the story had a sequel. In honor of her husband's return from the hospital, his wife decided to have a little party. Before the arrival of the guests who were smokers, she decided to fill the petrol lighter. She did it over the toilet, where a decent amount of spilled gasoline. Immediately after the hostess went to the toilet husband afflicted with a cigarette, sat back, unwrapped favorite magazine and habitually threw down the toilet goby from cigarettes. There was an explosion, which resulted in the poor man received extensive burns, it turned out, the assurance of physicians that are not compatible with life.