7 reasons not to work on TV (cri de coeur presenter)

Without leave. Without Fridays. Without common sense. With a toothbrush in his pants pocket and bath towel on the desktop ...

You're 20, you're healthy, self-confident and do not know how gracefully to spoil your life? Come to work on TV.

You're on time vypadesh of surrounding life.

You will not be on the wedding photos beloved brother. You'll miss the concert adored since childhood group. Your cat will be inconsolable anorexic, longed for a cozy place in Gostomel shelter.

Even about his own birthday from now you will learn through the corporate e-mail newsletter. Yesterday's number, of course.

You forget how to spend money with pleasure.

Half the salary you have to pay for the rented apartment, you get used to use exclusively as an operational rooming house overlooking the home office. The rest of the money will be spent on snacks dried up sandwiches, night taxi, creative drinking about putting projects, as well as a subscription to the swimming pool, which you will visit two times in six months. Choosing the location for the filming of Yana Klochkova.

You get used to fatigue.

Here you have learned the one simple rule: a creative person sleep indecent. Look cheerfully and his age on TV are only entitled to the cleaners. And you, be good, pointedly yawn and complain, complain, complain. To life, primitive spectator small salary, buying investor ... Stupid articles on the Internet, after all.

You will become a cynical charm.

After the third interview with a crying man in three rivers, you carefully and quietly to senior management will go mad.

You will be the sweetest habit of mentally mount sentimental short films of all that is happening around. The words "death" and "despair" will be perceived by your hearing about the same as "cup" and "Dandelion". Moreover, you suddenly begin to excessively proud of their own opacity and ability to bring to the public tantrums even an antique wardrobe. Because people do not care - now also part of your delicate profession.

You will not have a personal life.

You will cease to respect people.

Because exactly understand that their really interested. Strictly as a small funeral, ratings will be opened to you implacable mystery here think no one wants to in principle. And want everyone to sing, lost weight and got married. It is desirable to each other.

Tell the public about the incredibly steep artist-gallery owner you will succeed only in one case, if this is the gallery owner tomorrow pleads the illegitimate son of a big tycoon. Although the story of the artist still does not show, and promptly summoned Svetlana Loboda - competently comment on this sentimental story. Media person, after all.

You will learn to lie

And that's why you will certify all around, all you good, you're not a bit tired and in general is about to get fired. A Loboda herself to call you, begging her to stay in the program ...