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35 laws of life
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Very true compilation that shows and tells how there are certain moments in our everyday lives.
1. Neighboring queue always moves faster. / Observation Ettore /
2. If nothing else helps, read, finally, the instructions! / Axiom Kahn and Orbena /
3. Start the search should be from the wrong place. / The search /
4. Always have the time to do the work as it should, but the fact that its remake, now located. / Law Meskimena /
5. The solution of complex tasks are assigned to the lazy employee - he will find an easier way. / Law Hleyda /
6. For those who love sausage and respect the law, do not see how to do both. / Sausage principle /
7. Teamwork is very important. It allows you to put the blame on the other. / Eighth rule Fingeyla /
8. You will always be missed either of time or money. / Investigation Lerman /
9. The first 90% of the work-consuming 10% of the time, and the last 10% - the remaining 90% of the time. / Rights for the project /
10. Whenever you shorn nails, an hour later you need them. / Law Whitten /
11. Came need to knock on wood - discover that the world is made of aluminum and plastic. / Law Flagg /
12. All work is easy to the man who does not have to do it. / Law Holt /
13. Any order that can be misunderstood, misunderstood. / Army axiom /
14. People agree to do the work of any complexity, when the need for it has disappeared. / Law of voluntary work Zimergi /
15. The expert - anyone who is not from our city. / Rule of Mars /
16. Experience is growing in direct proportion to loss of equipment. / Postulate Horner /
17. Never fails to do one thing. / Law Hardin /
18. At the very interesting exhibits there is no name plate. / Law of zoos and museums Jones /
19. None of the talent can not overcome the addiction to detail. / Eighth law Levi /
20. A man with one watch knows for sure what time it is. A person who has a few hours, nothing is sure. / Law Segal /
21. What do you store long enough, you can throw away. Once you throw something, you need it. / Rule of interdependence Richard /
22. Lost is always in the last pocket. / Law Buba /
23. It is impossible to correctly identify in advance which side of the sandwich anointed with oil. / Law waywardness of nature /
24. Hot bulb looks just as cool. / The first law in the laboratory /
25. Corruption in the government has always been reported in the past tense. / Uotergeygeytsky principle /
26. The most benevolent usually those who are furthest from solving problems. / Principle Alin /
27. Among economists, the real world is often considered a special case. / Observation Hongrena /
28. reasonable reason nothing is done. / Law O'Brien /
29. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. / Postulate Harrissona /
30. Who pays the least, most complain. / Professional Practice Act Drew /
31. No matter what that something is wrong. Maybe it looks good. / First Law Scott /
32. Unbreakable toy is useful to break it more. / Act Van Roy /
33. All great discoveries are made by mistake. / Law Yang /
34. What would you no matter what happens, all this has already happened to someone from your acquaintances, but it was even worse. / Law Meader /
Source: vk.com
1. Neighboring queue always moves faster. / Observation Ettore /
2. If nothing else helps, read, finally, the instructions! / Axiom Kahn and Orbena /
3. Start the search should be from the wrong place. / The search /
4. Always have the time to do the work as it should, but the fact that its remake, now located. / Law Meskimena /
5. The solution of complex tasks are assigned to the lazy employee - he will find an easier way. / Law Hleyda /
6. For those who love sausage and respect the law, do not see how to do both. / Sausage principle /
7. Teamwork is very important. It allows you to put the blame on the other. / Eighth rule Fingeyla /
8. You will always be missed either of time or money. / Investigation Lerman /
9. The first 90% of the work-consuming 10% of the time, and the last 10% - the remaining 90% of the time. / Rights for the project /
10. Whenever you shorn nails, an hour later you need them. / Law Whitten /
11. Came need to knock on wood - discover that the world is made of aluminum and plastic. / Law Flagg /
12. All work is easy to the man who does not have to do it. / Law Holt /
13. Any order that can be misunderstood, misunderstood. / Army axiom /
14. People agree to do the work of any complexity, when the need for it has disappeared. / Law of voluntary work Zimergi /
15. The expert - anyone who is not from our city. / Rule of Mars /
16. Experience is growing in direct proportion to loss of equipment. / Postulate Horner /
17. Never fails to do one thing. / Law Hardin /
18. At the very interesting exhibits there is no name plate. / Law of zoos and museums Jones /
19. None of the talent can not overcome the addiction to detail. / Eighth law Levi /
20. A man with one watch knows for sure what time it is. A person who has a few hours, nothing is sure. / Law Segal /
21. What do you store long enough, you can throw away. Once you throw something, you need it. / Rule of interdependence Richard /
22. Lost is always in the last pocket. / Law Buba /
23. It is impossible to correctly identify in advance which side of the sandwich anointed with oil. / Law waywardness of nature /
24. Hot bulb looks just as cool. / The first law in the laboratory /
25. Corruption in the government has always been reported in the past tense. / Uotergeygeytsky principle /
26. The most benevolent usually those who are furthest from solving problems. / Principle Alin /
27. Among economists, the real world is often considered a special case. / Observation Hongrena /
28. reasonable reason nothing is done. / Law O'Brien /
29. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. / Postulate Harrissona /
30. Who pays the least, most complain. / Professional Practice Act Drew /
31. No matter what that something is wrong. Maybe it looks good. / First Law Scott /
32. Unbreakable toy is useful to break it more. / Act Van Roy /
33. All great discoveries are made by mistake. / Law Yang /
34. What would you no matter what happens, all this has already happened to someone from your acquaintances, but it was even worse. / Law Meader /
Source: vk.com
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