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Murphy's Law and a further 35 ironic laws
"If something bad can happen, it happens," - this Murphy's Law, Russian foreign counterparts "Murphy's Law" is perhaps the most famous regularity of life, the effect of which each of us had to experience for yourself. But if all this is over, life would be boring and uninteresting ...
Law, by the power of the mind and sense of humor of scientists and engineers are able to notice the slightest relationship between phenomena, has acquired a variety of effects and variations. We have chosen the most ironic of them and share them with you.
1. Neighboring queue always moves faster. / Observation Ettore /
2. If nothing else helps, read, finally, the instructions! / Axiom Kahn and Orbena /
3. Start the search must be from the wrong place. / Search Law /
4. Always have the time to do the work as it should, but the fact that its remake, currently located. / Law Meskimena /
5. The solution of complex tasks are assigned to a lazy employee - he will find an easier way. / Law Hleyda /
6. For those who love sausage and respect the law, do not see how to do both. / Sausage principle /
7. Teamwork is very important. It allows you to put the blame on the other. / Eighth rule Fingeyla /
8. You will always be missed either time or money. / Investigation Lerman /
9. The first 90% of the job time-consuming 10% and last 10% - the remaining 90% of the time. / Rights for the project /
10. Whenever you hair cut nails, an hour later you need them. / Law Whitten /
11. Came need to knock on wood - to discover that the world is made of aluminum and plastic. / Law Flagg /
12. Any work of human lung, which should not do it. / Law Holt /
13. Who can - do. Who can not - teach. Addition students: Who can not teach - teach how to teach. / J. Law. Shaw /
14. Any order that can be misunderstood, misunderstood. / Army axiom /
15. People agree to do the work of any complexity, when the need for it has already disappeared. / Law of voluntary work Zimergi /
16. The expert - anyone not from our town. / Rule of Mars /
17. Experience grows in direct proportion to loss of equipment. / Postulate Horner /
18. Never fails to do one thing. / Law Hardin /
19. At the very interesting exhibits are no name plate. / Law zoos and museums Jones /
20. None of talent can not overcome the addiction to detail. / Eighth law Levi /
21. A man with one watch knows for sure what time it is. A person who has a few hours, nothing is sure. / Law Segal /
22. What do you store long enough, you can throw it away. Once you throw something, you need it. / Rule interdependence Richard /
23. Lost is always in the last pocket. / Law Buba /
24. It is impossible to correctly identify in advance which side of the sandwich anointed with oil. / Law waywardness of nature /
25. Hot bulb looks just as cold. / The first law in the laboratory /
26. Corruption in the government has always been reported in the past tense. / Uotergeygeytsky principle /
27. The most benevolent usually those furthest from solving problems. / Principle Alinsky /
28. Among economists, the real world is often considered a special case. / Observation Hongrena /
29. sensible reasons, do nothing. / Law O'Brien /
30. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. / Postulate Harrissona /
31. Who pays the least, most complain. / Law of professional practice Drew /
32. No matter what someone goes wrong. Perhaps it looks good. / First Law Scott /
33. Unbreakable toy is useful to break it more. / Law Van Roy /
34. All great discoveries are made by mistake. / Law Yang /
35. What would you no matter what happens, all this has happened to someone you know, but it was even worse. / Law Meader /
Law, by the power of the mind and sense of humor of scientists and engineers are able to notice the slightest relationship between phenomena, has acquired a variety of effects and variations. We have chosen the most ironic of them and share them with you.
1. Neighboring queue always moves faster. / Observation Ettore /
2. If nothing else helps, read, finally, the instructions! / Axiom Kahn and Orbena /
3. Start the search must be from the wrong place. / Search Law /
4. Always have the time to do the work as it should, but the fact that its remake, currently located. / Law Meskimena /
5. The solution of complex tasks are assigned to a lazy employee - he will find an easier way. / Law Hleyda /
6. For those who love sausage and respect the law, do not see how to do both. / Sausage principle /
7. Teamwork is very important. It allows you to put the blame on the other. / Eighth rule Fingeyla /
8. You will always be missed either time or money. / Investigation Lerman /
9. The first 90% of the job time-consuming 10% and last 10% - the remaining 90% of the time. / Rights for the project /
10. Whenever you hair cut nails, an hour later you need them. / Law Whitten /
11. Came need to knock on wood - to discover that the world is made of aluminum and plastic. / Law Flagg /
12. Any work of human lung, which should not do it. / Law Holt /
13. Who can - do. Who can not - teach. Addition students: Who can not teach - teach how to teach. / J. Law. Shaw /
14. Any order that can be misunderstood, misunderstood. / Army axiom /
15. People agree to do the work of any complexity, when the need for it has already disappeared. / Law of voluntary work Zimergi /
16. The expert - anyone not from our town. / Rule of Mars /
17. Experience grows in direct proportion to loss of equipment. / Postulate Horner /
18. Never fails to do one thing. / Law Hardin /
19. At the very interesting exhibits are no name plate. / Law zoos and museums Jones /
20. None of talent can not overcome the addiction to detail. / Eighth law Levi /
21. A man with one watch knows for sure what time it is. A person who has a few hours, nothing is sure. / Law Segal /
22. What do you store long enough, you can throw it away. Once you throw something, you need it. / Rule interdependence Richard /
23. Lost is always in the last pocket. / Law Buba /
24. It is impossible to correctly identify in advance which side of the sandwich anointed with oil. / Law waywardness of nature /
25. Hot bulb looks just as cold. / The first law in the laboratory /
26. Corruption in the government has always been reported in the past tense. / Uotergeygeytsky principle /
27. The most benevolent usually those furthest from solving problems. / Principle Alinsky /
28. Among economists, the real world is often considered a special case. / Observation Hongrena /
29. sensible reasons, do nothing. / Law O'Brien /
30. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. / Postulate Harrissona /
31. Who pays the least, most complain. / Law of professional practice Drew /
32. No matter what someone goes wrong. Perhaps it looks good. / First Law Scott /
33. Unbreakable toy is useful to break it more. / Law Van Roy /
34. All great discoveries are made by mistake. / Law Yang /
35. What would you no matter what happens, all this has happened to someone you know, but it was even worse. / Law Meader /
