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"If something bad can happen, it happens," - the law Murphy, Russian foreign counterparts, "Murphy's Law" is perhaps the most famous regularity of life, the effect of which each of us had to experience for yourself. But if all this is over, life would be boring and uninteresting ...

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The law, by the power of the mind and the sense of humor of scientists and engineers who can detect the slightest relationship between phenomena, has acquired a variety of effects and variations. We have chosen the most ironic of them and share them with you.

1. Neighboring queue always moves faster. / Observation Ettore /

2. If nothing else helps, read, finally, the instructions! / Axiom Kahn and Orbena /

3. Start the search should be from the wrong place. / The search /

4. Always have the time to do the work as it should, but the fact that its remake, now located. / Law Meskimena /

5. The solution of complex tasks are assigned to the lazy employee - he will find an easier way. / Law Hleyda /

6. For those who love sausage and respect the law, do not see how to do both. / Sausage principle /

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7. Teamwork is very important. It allows you to put the blame on the other. / Eighth rule Fingeyla /

8. You will always be missed either of time or money. / Investigation Lerman /

9. The first 90% of the work-consuming 10% of the time, and the last 10% - the remaining 90% of the time. / Rights for the project /

10. Whenever you shorn nails, an hour later you need them. / Law Whitten /

11. Came need to knock on wood - discover that the world is made of aluminum and plastic. / Law Flagg /

12. All work is easy to the man who does not have to do it. / Law Holt /

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13. Who can - do. Who can not - teach. Addition of students: Those who can not teach - teach how to teach. / J. Law. Shaw /

14. Any order that can be misunderstood, misunderstood. / Army axiom /

15. People agree to do the work of any complexity, when the need for it has disappeared. / Law of voluntary work Zimergi /

16. The expert - anyone who is not from our city. / Rule of Mars /

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17. Experience is growing in direct proportion to loss of equipment. / Postulate Horner /

18. Never fails to do one thing. / Law Hardin /

19. At the very interesting exhibits there is no name plate. / Law of zoos and museums Jones /

20. None of the talent can not overcome the addiction to detail. / Eighth law Levi /

21. A man with one watch knows for sure what time it is. A person who has a few hours, nothing is sure. / Law Segal /

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22. What do you store long enough, you can throw away. Once you throw something, you need it. / Rule of interdependence Richard /

23. Lost is always in the last pocket. / Law Buba /

24. It is impossible to correctly identify in advance which side of the sandwich anointed with oil. / Law waywardness of nature /

25. Hot bulb looks just as cool. / The first law in the laboratory /

26. Corruption in the government has always been reported in the past tense. / Uotergeygeytsky principle /

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27. The most benevolent usually those who are furthest from solving problems. / Principle Alin /

28. Among economists, the real world is often considered a special case. / Observation Hongrena /

29. reasonable reason nothing is done. / Law O'Brien /

30. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. / Postulate Harrissona /

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31. Who pays the least, most complain. / Professional Practice Act Drew /

32. No matter what someone goes wrong. Maybe it looks good. / First Law Scott /

33. Unbreakable toy is useful to break it more. / Act Van Roy /

34. All great discoveries are made by mistake. / Law Yang /

35. What would you no matter what happens, all this has already happened to someone from your acquaintances, but it was even worse. / Law Meader /

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