Not new, but ... funny and sad, too :))

I did not want to hear, lying on the operation:

1. Blyaaa!
 2. One thread seen my watch?
 3. Why did I last kick !?
 4. Fuck @ in your mouth! The instruction someone ripped 47th page!
 5. Come on, bring it back! Bad dog!
 6. So, sir! He already has children, is not it !?
 7. Come put pressure! After half an hour football!
 8. Sister, let me ... this ... yy ... as it is ... ... .eee .tvoyu mother ... !!!
 9. Well, well, the colleague! If this appendix, then that's the x @ ynya what !?
 10. That the infection! Again, cut off the light!
 11. Everyone back! I had the contact lens!
 12. Well, colleagues! Today's operation - a good lesson for all of us!