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The customer is always right. Even when the bear crap :))
1.- Can you tell the difference between televior 9006 by Philips bedside Thomson?
2. Calls grandmother and asks: My dear, and you have morozilnichek person for five or six?
3. - In Extension of the sale of the Internet?
4. - Do not prompt the address of your phone?
5. - Oh! What a great! (Of the refrigerator) I have it in one place will not fit!
6 - Do you have a video recording? - Yes, but what are you interested? What a horror, it is desirable that more terrible - to me for five children!
7 - How much does the printer PentiumIV with absolutely flat-screen TV?
8. - Connect me with a fridge ...
9 - Do you have a radio with toilet paper holder?
10. - I am interested in the vacuum cleaner, so it all soaps and dust is not cleaned ...
11. - What are the model spell. -Good. The letter Dr. Dmitri. -Pasha?
12. - Alla, Alla, it bothers you Ulyanovsk. Finally, to reach you ... (tu-tu-tu)
13. - Alla! And that you master the sport? (ringing in the company Sportmaster)
14 - Do you have a shaver? -You What I would like? Yes, a simple, grandfather shaved ass! (implies neck)
15. - I am interested in television with a diameter of 54 cm square ...
16 - Do you have hairdryers ... well, a well-known company in the ... R ... remembered! Moulinex!
17. - Allais, girl, if you're answering machine, I'm with you I will not say!
18. - When I was coming this washing machine?
19. - I'll see your reklamku and very excited at her!
20. Question of ICQ (stylistics saved): Help me choose a refrigerator, the following parameters: 4 people + dog users, including 2 hungry boys.
2. Calls grandmother and asks: My dear, and you have morozilnichek person for five or six?
3. - In Extension of the sale of the Internet?
4. - Do not prompt the address of your phone?
5. - Oh! What a great! (Of the refrigerator) I have it in one place will not fit!
6 - Do you have a video recording? - Yes, but what are you interested? What a horror, it is desirable that more terrible - to me for five children!
7 - How much does the printer PentiumIV with absolutely flat-screen TV?
8. - Connect me with a fridge ...
9 - Do you have a radio with toilet paper holder?
10. - I am interested in the vacuum cleaner, so it all soaps and dust is not cleaned ...
11. - What are the model spell. -Good. The letter Dr. Dmitri. -Pasha?
12. - Alla, Alla, it bothers you Ulyanovsk. Finally, to reach you ... (tu-tu-tu)
13. - Alla! And that you master the sport? (ringing in the company Sportmaster)
14 - Do you have a shaver? -You What I would like? Yes, a simple, grandfather shaved ass! (implies neck)
15. - I am interested in television with a diameter of 54 cm square ...
16 - Do you have hairdryers ... well, a well-known company in the ... R ... remembered! Moulinex!
17. - Allais, girl, if you're answering machine, I'm with you I will not say!
18. - When I was coming this washing machine?
19. - I'll see your reklamku and very excited at her!
20. Question of ICQ (stylistics saved): Help me choose a refrigerator, the following parameters: 4 people + dog users, including 2 hungry boys.
