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1.- Can you tell the difference between televior 9006 by Philips bedside Thomson?

2. Calls grandmother and asks: My dear, and you have morozilnichek person for five or six?

3. - In Extension of the sale of the Internet?

4. - Do not prompt the address of your phone?

5. - Oh! What a great! (Of the refrigerator) I have it in one place will not fit!

6 - Do you have a video recording? - Yes, but what are you interested? What a horror, it is desirable that more terrible - to me for five children!

7 - How much does the printer PentiumIV with absolutely flat-screen TV?

8. - Connect me with a fridge ...

9 - Do you have a radio with toilet paper holder?

10. - I am interested in the vacuum cleaner, so it all soaps and dust is not cleaned ...

11. - What are the model spell. -Good. The letter Dr. Dmitri. -Pasha?

12. - Alla, Alla, it bothers you Ulyanovsk. Finally, to reach you ... (tu-tu-tu)

13. - Alla! And that you master the sport? (ringing in the company Sportmaster)

14 - Do you have a shaver? -You What I would like? Yes, a simple, grandfather shaved ass! (implies neck)

15. - I am interested in television with a diameter of 54 cm square ...

16 - Do you have hairdryers ... well, a well-known company in the ... R ... remembered! Moulinex!

17. - Allais, girl, if you're answering machine, I'm with you I will not say!

18. - When I was coming this washing machine?

19. - I'll see your reklamku and very excited at her!

20. Question of ICQ (stylistics saved): Help me choose a refrigerator, the following parameters: 4 people + dog users, including 2 hungry boys.