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Customer: Waiter!
 Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and today I am your maintenance.
 Customer: I have a fly in my soup!
 Waiter: Come try again. Maybe this time it will not be there.
 Client: No, she's still there.
 Waiter: Maybe it's because of what you do not eat it properly. Try to eat soup with a fork.
 Customer: I have already tried, but the fly is still there.
 Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the plate. What dish do you use?
 Client: Plate SOUP !!!
 Waiter: Hmmm. Strange. Should work. Where did you get the plate?
 Customer: You brought it to me on a tray. So what to do with the fly in my soup?
 Waiter: Remember all that you did before there was a fly.
 Customer: I sat and ordered the Soup of the Day.
 Waiter: And you did not think to upgrade your soup on a new Soup of the Day?
 Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day?
 Waiter: Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
 Client: And what Soup of the Day you have now?
 Waiter: Currently Soup of the Day - tomato.
 Client: Bring me the tomato soup and the bill. I am late