Briefly and clearly

According to the average Russian conscript military office - a gay Krishna, flat-footed.

The bartender says to the waiter:
 - Stop push drunken customers out into the street! Have you forgotten that you work in the restaurant car ?!

 - What would be engaged Princesa Diana if she alive?
 - Scrapers have about the coffin !!!

 - Mom, I do not love my brother!
 - Eat that give !!!