Women will not be wasted

One girl came to visit his girlfriend; both thirty years.
 Came nine o'clock in the evening, we sat down and cracked his, drank chegoj there is, in general, has to leave after midnight.
At home, though they are located within the line of sight, but in between the wild wasteland, overgrown with bushes.
They decided they walk together up the middle, and then disperse, they say, if something happened to one, she shouts, and her friend come running to the rescue.

Well, they come down, stand forgiven, finally cracking.
 Suddenly out of the bushes pops man, missing one hand and - in the bushes.
Her fear of arms and legs were paralyzed, remember that it is necessary to shout something, well, I shouted that first came to mind.
 The peasant's jaw fell away, he dumped her - and only bushes crackled.

She climbs back, and her friend holding his stomach, smeared makeup, in general - with her hysterical laughter.
 That at it, you say, bitch, I yell, and you're funny.
A friend answered:
 - Have you ever realized that you cried?
 - No ...
 You're crying, "Urrra-ah !!!