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The rules, which in the opinion of men should be aware of all women ....
1. If you think you have put on weight, it is most likely true. Do not ask us, we refuse to answer.
2. Learn to manage the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Do not cut their hair. Never. Long hair is always more attractive than short ones. One of the main reasons because of which men do not marry - is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you have nowhere on it does not go.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries - this is not the crusades in search of another perfect gift!
5. If you ask a question that you do not need an answer, be prepared to hear the answer that you do not want to hear.
6. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Deal with it.
7. Do not ask us what we think, if you're not prepared to discuss such issues as garbage in the navel, a shotgun and auto racing.
8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the tide. May it be so.
9. Shopping - is not a sport, and we will never think otherwise.
10. When we are going somewhere, whatever you wear - just wonderful. Really.
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13. Crying - it's blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend - idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. We need to understand this: Subtle hints do not help, hints do not work the thick, clear hints do not help. Just say.
16. No, we do not know what day it is. And we will never know. Mark all anniversaries on the calendar.
17. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult, so we inevitably will sometimes miss.
18. Most men are three pairs of shoes. What makes you think that we can help you select one pair, out of thirty, which is ideal for your dress?
19. Yes and No - answers that are ideally suited to almost any question.
20. Come to us with a problem, if you want it solved. For crying in a vest is what your girlfriends.
21. Headache length of 17 months - this is serious. Go to the doctor.
22. Do not pretend. We better feel bankrupt than to cheat.
23. Neither your nor in our interest together to participate in the competition.
24. There, it does not matter which.
25. All that has been said 6 months ago is not acceptable to the dispute. All words expire in 7 days.
26. If you do not agree to dress like a girlfriend Pamela Anderson from the last of the series, do not ask us to do the same noble men of the same series.
27. If any of the above contact can be understood in two ways, and one of the meanings makes you sad or angry - then, we meant the other.
28. Do not forbid us to stare at women, we will still do it, it's in the genes.
29. Do not the three lamp if you do not want the genie appeared.
2. Learn to manage the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Do not cut their hair. Never. Long hair is always more attractive than short ones. One of the main reasons because of which men do not marry - is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you have nowhere on it does not go.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries - this is not the crusades in search of another perfect gift!
5. If you ask a question that you do not need an answer, be prepared to hear the answer that you do not want to hear.
6. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Deal with it.
7. Do not ask us what we think, if you're not prepared to discuss such issues as garbage in the navel, a shotgun and auto racing.
8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the tide. May it be so.
9. Shopping - is not a sport, and we will never think otherwise.
10. When we are going somewhere, whatever you wear - just wonderful. Really.
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13. Crying - it's blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend - idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. We need to understand this: Subtle hints do not help, hints do not work the thick, clear hints do not help. Just say.
16. No, we do not know what day it is. And we will never know. Mark all anniversaries on the calendar.
17. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult, so we inevitably will sometimes miss.
18. Most men are three pairs of shoes. What makes you think that we can help you select one pair, out of thirty, which is ideal for your dress?
19. Yes and No - answers that are ideally suited to almost any question.
20. Come to us with a problem, if you want it solved. For crying in a vest is what your girlfriends.
21. Headache length of 17 months - this is serious. Go to the doctor.
22. Do not pretend. We better feel bankrupt than to cheat.
23. Neither your nor in our interest together to participate in the competition.
24. There, it does not matter which.
25. All that has been said 6 months ago is not acceptable to the dispute. All words expire in 7 days.
26. If you do not agree to dress like a girlfriend Pamela Anderson from the last of the series, do not ask us to do the same noble men of the same series.
27. If any of the above contact can be understood in two ways, and one of the meanings makes you sad or angry - then, we meant the other.
28. Do not forbid us to stare at women, we will still do it, it's in the genes.
29. Do not the three lamp if you do not want the genie appeared.