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If you do not know how to write, "igoditsy" or "egoditsy" - look in the online dictionary with the letter "g".

School of Music are required piananisty, geterasty and vyalochlenisty.

"All genital - in sheets!»

Poster warning in the minibus: "Standing go prohibited. DPS requires that the number of dead did not exceed the number of seats! »

"The eyes are afraid, but the hands are doing!" Said masturbator, setting a picture of a crocodile.

Stewardess passengers: "Passengers our flight landed 15 minutes" ... "The plane landed later»

Number of unwashed dishes is constant, limited height of the crane.

Which animal is six feet and walks on his head? You do not know? Louse.

Zhirinovsky - the son of a lawyer.
 Khakamada - the daughter of a samurai.
 Shandybin - grandson of Fantomas.

We know that a man is different from the boy's worth of toys.
A woman from the girl? The quality of the add: girls love stuffed toys, and women - hard.

Death - a condition in which some patients fall to humiliate your doctor.

The force of attraction of the female body is stronger than the repulsive force of the male mind.

Sale nervous system in good condition, the plant with a half-turn ...

And they lived happily ever after.
 And then we met.