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How to scratch the egg?
1. The need to scratch their eggs carefully, trying not to damage shell.
2. Do longitudinal movement along the transverse perpendicular, parallel to the intersection of the diagonals. This will help you in a record time (three minutes and forty-eight hours) to determine what kind of a place on the egg you have scratches himself and needs immediate scratching.
3. Mark the location felt pen or put a cross crayons to fix it for further disposition (immediate) scratching.
4. Hezamedlitelnoe scratching is poskpebyvanii crosses scattered over the entire area of your yaytsesfepoida.
5. There are three types poskpebaniya:
a) an academic - is when academician scratching eggs.
b) classic - when scratching the eggs of the class.
c) the canonical - when at the same time there was the sound of artillery fire. The strength of the sound depends on the strength of the shell and the width of the larynx cheshuemogo (or as some say - flake).
6. The most common dislocation mascara flake - porch.
Yaytseches outdoors - one hundred percent guarantee that the crumbling with dandruff eggs will not spoil your Persian carpet woven out of expensive Persian cats.
7. Try to arrange yaytsechesa of extraordinary entertainment - play with your partner in kpestiki-tac-toe, marking shallow chesotomesta at each other.
Holders of outstanding areas yaytsesfepoida (two acres or more) can afford a sea battle or even ppefepansnuyu bullet.
8. During igpochesotok concern with respect to each other, do not scrub the eggs partner those items that do not dare to scratch their chasotomesta as: rakes, pitchforks, harrows, potato peeler, a circular saw, a jug.
Just jug. Little such zhbanisty. Yes, just the word cool. Jug. Dot.
9. Do not allow children to get involved yaytsechesom, keep them away from the device yaytsechesa. In a word - HANDS AWAY FROM CHILDREN !!!
10. If you have enough to comb one egg, the second put off until tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow. If you can not wait, you learn from chickens - they lay eggs constantly.
11. If you've read up to this point, you know how to read.
12. If you can not read, you goat, and svinozhop freak! (what I'm brave - because you still have not read these words!)
13. scratch their eggs - a real art. Vybposte garbage disposal in all their pitiful Rembrandt, Van Gogh and Stravinsky!
Destroy Hemmingueya book, Eisenhower and Rizenshnautsepa! Only once scratching his egg you will experience the pleasure that you will not be able to deliver any of these great men.
2. Do longitudinal movement along the transverse perpendicular, parallel to the intersection of the diagonals. This will help you in a record time (three minutes and forty-eight hours) to determine what kind of a place on the egg you have scratches himself and needs immediate scratching.
3. Mark the location felt pen or put a cross crayons to fix it for further disposition (immediate) scratching.
4. Hezamedlitelnoe scratching is poskpebyvanii crosses scattered over the entire area of your yaytsesfepoida.
5. There are three types poskpebaniya:
a) an academic - is when academician scratching eggs.
b) classic - when scratching the eggs of the class.
c) the canonical - when at the same time there was the sound of artillery fire. The strength of the sound depends on the strength of the shell and the width of the larynx cheshuemogo (or as some say - flake).
6. The most common dislocation mascara flake - porch.
Yaytseches outdoors - one hundred percent guarantee that the crumbling with dandruff eggs will not spoil your Persian carpet woven out of expensive Persian cats.
7. Try to arrange yaytsechesa of extraordinary entertainment - play with your partner in kpestiki-tac-toe, marking shallow chesotomesta at each other.
Holders of outstanding areas yaytsesfepoida (two acres or more) can afford a sea battle or even ppefepansnuyu bullet.
8. During igpochesotok concern with respect to each other, do not scrub the eggs partner those items that do not dare to scratch their chasotomesta as: rakes, pitchforks, harrows, potato peeler, a circular saw, a jug.
Just jug. Little such zhbanisty. Yes, just the word cool. Jug. Dot.
9. Do not allow children to get involved yaytsechesom, keep them away from the device yaytsechesa. In a word - HANDS AWAY FROM CHILDREN !!!
10. If you have enough to comb one egg, the second put off until tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow. If you can not wait, you learn from chickens - they lay eggs constantly.
11. If you've read up to this point, you know how to read.
12. If you can not read, you goat, and svinozhop freak! (what I'm brave - because you still have not read these words!)
13. scratch their eggs - a real art. Vybposte garbage disposal in all their pitiful Rembrandt, Van Gogh and Stravinsky!
Destroy Hemmingueya book, Eisenhower and Rizenshnautsepa! Only once scratching his egg you will experience the pleasure that you will not be able to deliver any of these great men.
