Instructions for communicating with the system administrator! Bashny.Net

Read yourself and let a colleague print!

Do not correct:

 - Urgent! Come to me!

That's right:

 - When will be the time to look within us to the office? With my beer.

Do not correct:

 - We have all broken!

That's right:

 - Once again, we broke something.

Do not correct:

 - Why in the office smells gandzhubasom?

That's right:
[NEXT]
 - Oh! Sorry to interrupt! Check back later, or better - tomorrow.

Do not correct:

 - Why are you late for work again for 2 hours and carries fumes from you !?

That's right:

 - Oh! Why did you come? So tired look! Let's go home, get some rest

Today, type forces.

Do not correct:

 - Why did you not come? The whole day is sitting on the internet do not do anything!

That's right:

 - Sorry to tear thee from the obscure to our miserable brains computer

problems, but I would like once again to ask you to go, unless of course

will stand free time. With us beer.

Do not correct:

 - Tell me how this program do so-and-so.

That's right:

 - Tell me where to find the manual for this program.

Do not correct:

 - The rapidity of this task will depend on whether you get the prize!

That's right:

 - If you still ever make it at least a third, we write to you

another, an additional premium.

Do not correct:

 - For the new scheme of work of our company, you need to quickly change the whole

automation!

That's right:

 - Sketched out at your leisure, as we remake the scheme of our company, so you

it was not necessary to change anything?

Do not correct:

 - We have no printing!

That's right:

 - We are back with their crooked hands got into the printer and broke something.

Do not correct:

 - If you do not immediately establish the computers, we will write a report to the director!

That's right:

 - Here, we bring you a beer here as dopesh, come to us, okay? Well, or

Tomorrow, as the time will be.

Do not correct:

 - We've got some viruses come from somewhere!

That's right:

 - I'm sorry, we will not climb to suspicious porn sites. Give

references on security?

Do not correct:

 - Why did the server there is no place for the accounting bases?

That's right:

 - Here we'll balvanochek DVD shnyh bought, Slay there any rubbish -

documents, accounting records, and then you've probably not enough room

for mp3 and movies? And in general, it is necessary to urgently allocate your money for a new

hard drive, we'll talk with the boss!

Do not correct:

 - Why are administrators new LCD monitors, and managers need to spoil your eyes !?

That's right:

 - How do you imagine a cool monitor ordered! Listen, when you get tired of it, and

vypishesh you imagine for a couple of dozen inches wider, can you give this

someone from the managers?

Do not correct:

 - Computer, suddenly, for no apparent reason, he has shut down and is no longer

working!

That's right:

 - We probably again his crooked legs pulled out the power cord.

Plug, please, and then it is too difficult task for our unclear

growing from the hands and brains of chicken! With us beer.

Do not correct:

 - I've got the program is buggy! Correct immediately.

That's right:

 - I'm here again, somewhere not to hit something my buggy. Maybe somehow

you approach, to adjust? With my beer.

Do not correct:

 - Hello? It is the administrator?

That's right:

JUST DO NOT CALL! NEVER!

Exception:

 - Hello, this is the admin? Now we promise you a beer listed.





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