Handbook of conversation with the administrator

Do not correct:
 - Urgently! Come here!
That's right:
 - When will be the time to look within us to the office? With me a beer.

Do not correct:
 - We have all broken!
That's right:
 - Once again, we broke something.

Do not correct:
 - Why in the office smells gandzhubasom?
That's right:
 - Oh! Sorry to interrupt! Check back later, or better - tomorrow.

Do not correct:
 - Why are you late for work again for 2 hours and carries fumes from you !?
That's right:
 - Oh! Why did you come? So tired look! Let's go home, get some rest tonight, gain strength.

Do not correct:
 - Why did you not come? The whole day is sitting on the internet do not do anything!
That's right:
 - Sorry to tear thee from the obscure to our miserable brains of computer problems, but I would like once again to ask you to come, if the course will stand free time. With us beer.

Continued ...

Do not correct:
 - Tell me how this program do so-and-so.
That's right:
 - Tell me where to find the manual for this program.

Do not correct:
 - The rapidity of this task will depend on whether you get the prize!
That's right:
 - If you still ever make it at least a third, we will write you another, an additional premium.

Do not correct:
 - For the new scheme of work of our company, you need to quickly change the whole automation!
That's right:
 - Sketched out at your leisure, as we remake the scheme of our company, so you should not have to change anything?

Do not correct:
 - We have no printing!
That's right:
 - We are back with their crooked hands got into the printer and broke something.

Do not correct:
 - If you do not immediately establish the computers, we will write a report to the director!
That's right:
 - Here, we bring you a beer here as dopesh, come to us, okay? Well, or tomorrow, as the time is.

Do not correct:
 - We've got some viruses come from somewhere!
That's right:
 - I'm sorry, we will not climb to suspicious popnosayty. Give references on safe?

Do not correct:
 - Why did the server there is no place for the accounting bases?
That's right:
 - Here we'll balvanochek DVD shnyh bought, Slay there any rubbish - documents, accounting records, and then you've probably not enough space for mp3 and movies? And in general, it is necessary to urgently allocate your money on a new hard drive, we'll talk with the boss!

Do not correct:
 - Why are administrators new LCD monitors, and managers need to spoil your eyes !?
That's right:
 - How do you imagine a cool monitor ordered! Listen, when you get tired of it, and you yourself vypishesh for a couple of dozen inches wider, can you give it to one of the managers?

Do not correct:
 - Computer, suddenly, for no apparent reason, he turned off and no longer works!
That's right:
 - We probably again his crooked legs pulled out the power cord. Plug, please, and then it is too difficult task for our growing unclear where the hands and brains of chicken! With us beer.

Do not correct:
 - I've got the program is buggy! Correct immediately.
That's right:
 - I'm here again, somewhere not to hit something my buggy. Maybe sometime you approach, to adjust? With me a beer.

Do not correct:
 - Hello? This admin?
That's right:
JUST DO NOT CALL! NEVER!
Exception:
 - Hello, this is the admin? Now we promise you a beer listed.

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