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ANEC about children
- Dad, why do women paint and water spirits?
- Well, how do you explain ... Take for example a trap for cockroaches ...
Music lesson in the 4th grade.
The teacher asks the class who is Beethoven, children?
The whole class (except one) have fun and choir meets a big dog !!!
And only one thought, and said:
Not this dog. This writer. He wrote the music.
Son and dad go after the 1st of September at the school:
- Cynok, you see that girl over there?
- Yes, Daddy!
- Do you see what her legs, what ass?
- Yes!
- Remember, my son, these girls sleep with only honors !!!
Ppihodit Vovochka from school and govopit father:
- I put a bad mark on biology.
Dad:
- For what?
- Yes spposil who have the biggest eggs.
- Well, do not you?
- I said at vepblyuda.
- The correct and teacher?
- And she govopit that stpausa.
Father (thoughtfully):
- Do Stpausa ... so that's why he wrote such a slow waltz.
Little Johnny goes down the street, and he goes to meet his teacher.
Well, he passed by her, and suddenly she calls out to him:
- Little Johnny, hello! Why do not you pozdarovalsya?
- I do not know how.
- Well, how do you greet mom?
- I have no mother.
- Well, then my father greets.
- I have no father.
- And who do you have?
- Granddad.
- Well, then he greeted.
Little Johnny takes off his cap, and three times she hit the ground:
- Mota my bald head, whom I see!
The son of poor learning and always insists that the teacher finds fault with him. Finally, father and son went to school. Father asks the teacher:
- Why do you carp to my son?
- To find fault? He does not know anything. Here, look. How much will three times seven?
- You see, Dad? He starts again.
- Well, how do you explain ... Take for example a trap for cockroaches ...
Music lesson in the 4th grade.
The teacher asks the class who is Beethoven, children?
The whole class (except one) have fun and choir meets a big dog !!!
And only one thought, and said:
Not this dog. This writer. He wrote the music.
Son and dad go after the 1st of September at the school:
- Cynok, you see that girl over there?
- Yes, Daddy!
- Do you see what her legs, what ass?
- Yes!
- Remember, my son, these girls sleep with only honors !!!
Ppihodit Vovochka from school and govopit father:
- I put a bad mark on biology.
Dad:
- For what?
- Yes spposil who have the biggest eggs.
- Well, do not you?
- I said at vepblyuda.
- The correct and teacher?
- And she govopit that stpausa.
Father (thoughtfully):
- Do Stpausa ... so that's why he wrote such a slow waltz.
Little Johnny goes down the street, and he goes to meet his teacher.
Well, he passed by her, and suddenly she calls out to him:
- Little Johnny, hello! Why do not you pozdarovalsya?
- I do not know how.
- Well, how do you greet mom?
- I have no mother.
- Well, then my father greets.
- I have no father.
- And who do you have?
- Granddad.
- Well, then he greeted.
Little Johnny takes off his cap, and three times she hit the ground:
- Mota my bald head, whom I see!
The son of poor learning and always insists that the teacher finds fault with him. Finally, father and son went to school. Father asks the teacher:
- Why do you carp to my son?
- To find fault? He does not know anything. Here, look. How much will three times seven?
- You see, Dad? He starts again.
