ANEC about children

- Dad, why do women paint and water spirits?
 - Well, how do you explain ... Take for example a trap for cockroaches ...

Music lesson in the 4th grade.
The teacher asks the class who is Beethoven, children?
 The whole class (except one) have fun and choir meets a big dog !!!
And only one thought, and said:
 Not this dog. This writer. He wrote the music.

Son and dad go after the 1st of September at the school:
 - Cynok, you see that girl over there?
 - Yes, Daddy!
 - Do you see what her legs, what ass?
 - Yes!
 - Remember, my son, these girls sleep with only honors !!!

Ppihodit Vovochka from school and govopit father:
 - I put a bad mark on biology.
 Dad:
 - For what?
 - Yes spposil who have the biggest eggs.
 - Well, do not you?
 - I said at vepblyuda.
 - The correct and teacher?
 - And she govopit that stpausa.
 Father (thoughtfully):
 - Do Stpausa ... so that's why he wrote such a slow waltz.

Little Johnny goes down the street, and he goes to meet his teacher.
 Well, he passed by her, and suddenly she calls out to him:
 - Little Johnny, hello! Why do not you pozdarovalsya?
 - I do not know how.
 - Well, how do you greet mom?
 - I have no mother.
 - Well, then my father greets.
 - I have no father.
 - And who do you have?
 - Granddad.
 - Well, then he greeted.
 Little Johnny takes off his cap, and three times she hit the ground:
 - Mota my bald head, whom I see!

The son of poor learning and always insists that the teacher finds fault with him. Finally, father and son went to school. Father asks the teacher:
 - Why do you carp to my son?
 - To find fault? He does not know anything. Here, look. How much will three times seven?
 - You see, Dad? He starts again.

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