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Samurai dining history.

Ancient Japan. Samurai eat. Rice, Sake, Sakura in the yard of a Geisha bath.
 Staryysamuraymarazmatik: Hey, the owner, this Rice is cold, but not cold sake!
 Hostess: Forgive my master. He picks up a plate of rice cooled down and it makes a hara-kiri.
 Blood, guts, but not samurai vozmutimy they eat.
 Staryysamuraymarazmatik: Young boy samurai SyunPi, postigaesh-mystery Do you like Bushido zaveschyali our ancestors?
 SyunPi: Yes boss, day and night I honor bushido, katana grind and eat rice!
 Staryysamuraymarazmatik: I think you are ready to prove their loyalty. Here's a couple of en-million, run like a fresh spring breeze envelope to the dealer and buy cold sake!
 SyunPi: Listen to the owner!
 Staryysamuraymarazmatik: Hey, cook, Bring fugue!
 Fugu! Fugu! It spreads the table among dwelleth between samurai. Fearfully! Poison!
 Chef rushes, making puffer. Samurai unperturbed but scared. Sharpened katana, nobody eats.
 Staryysamuraymarazmatik: Enjoy dekovinnoy puffer fish!
 We all will die! Rumor among dwelleth between the table samurai.
 Staryysamuraymarazmatik: Glorious General PorPra, you fought for our country in many battles, not just saved us from defeat, you are the light of the nation, my hope and support, try the Fugu!
 PorPra: Listen to my lord. With tears in her eyes she begins to eat fugu, drink sake and it is dying in terrible pain.
 Staryysamuraymarazmatik: Fugu is not fresh, the chefs here!
 Chef runs in, grabs the remains of a fugue, eat them, drink sake, do hara-kiri, Uberall dirty dishes and dies.
 SyunPi: Master, I have brought a fresh cold sake! Puts fresh cold sake, stretches surrender.
 Staryysamuraymarazmatik: SyunPi pereschital you do not change, envelope trader cheated you, you are not worthy to be a samurai.
 SyunPi pulls sword makes inept harakiri: accidentally kills the next sitting of the samurai, eye pokes Staromusamurayumarazmatiku, hurt his finger touches katana rukoyadkoy sake, it falls and shatters into pieces.
 Staryysamuraymarazmatik: Cold sake, no! He pulls out a katana, make hara-kiri.
 Samuraisedyaschiezastolom: The owner died, no sake, rice is cool! Pulls out a katana do hara-kiri.
 SyunPi: Oh fish! He begins to celebrate stuffed puffer and die in terrible pain.
 Geyshiteshovbanesideli: Who are we going to pay for geishas escort? Take off the studs and make them yourself harakiri.

Captions.

A movie was stereo efektom and every spectator in the theater at the entrance were given a katana.

After the credits rolled and the audience take out do themselves amateur harakiri.

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