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Another story about lamer)))
This story happened to me when I finished university. In this school, after school, I worked part time in the Department of Systems Engineering automation.
Background:
Well, they brought us a new car. One of the new computers, distribution, got our new lawyer (a woman, 30-40 years). Put the system, software, etc. I, my partner and our chief Lech bear her computer in the office.
In my hands sistemnik in Lehi monitor, the chief Claudia, mouse, and so forth. Trifle. We go to her office, and acquaintances. And then she, a connoisseur, confidently declares: "Guys, CPU me, please, put under the table!" (View there was the system unit).
People who work with the computer, but poorly versed in it, I have fun. And people who have bad versed in computers, but are confident that they are just aces master computer science and neveb ** nnye experts, I have a very laugh.
I say to her: "A screwdriver is? I tell you it is now out again and put under the table! "Okay, laugh, forget.
And now the story itself:
Three days later, the lady call us - computer crashed! The reason - the man behind the machine worked, they do not understand exactly but I consider myself neveb ** nnym specialist.
We went to her, for some reason, again, all three of us. Turning off the system unit from the monitor, Claudia, mouse, etc. Lech picks up the system unit and they come out with the head office.
I paused to explain to her that the car will return soon and so forth. He looks at the table, where are orphaned mouse and keyboard, and next is no less lonely monitor and notices flashing, floating across the screen from corner to corner, which says something something like: "Check the cable connection." (Well, all probably seen this inscription).
She bends over, takes in hand disable mouse, and looking at the monitor starts to drive the mouse on the table and to press the button with the words: "How to remove the inscription?»
When I caught up with a partner and the head (and I caught up with them in the lobby), and told them what had happened ...... three bodies were laughing in the lobby so that was heard even in the principal's office (about the fact that our laughter heard the director, we learned personally from the director, in his office in about 15 minutes).
Partner with laughter almost dropped sistemnik and vahtersha already seriously wanted to call a psychiatric hospital.
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Background:
Well, they brought us a new car. One of the new computers, distribution, got our new lawyer (a woman, 30-40 years). Put the system, software, etc. I, my partner and our chief Lech bear her computer in the office.
In my hands sistemnik in Lehi monitor, the chief Claudia, mouse, and so forth. Trifle. We go to her office, and acquaintances. And then she, a connoisseur, confidently declares: "Guys, CPU me, please, put under the table!" (View there was the system unit).
People who work with the computer, but poorly versed in it, I have fun. And people who have bad versed in computers, but are confident that they are just aces master computer science and neveb ** nnye experts, I have a very laugh.
I say to her: "A screwdriver is? I tell you it is now out again and put under the table! "Okay, laugh, forget.
And now the story itself:
Three days later, the lady call us - computer crashed! The reason - the man behind the machine worked, they do not understand exactly but I consider myself neveb ** nnym specialist.
We went to her, for some reason, again, all three of us. Turning off the system unit from the monitor, Claudia, mouse, etc. Lech picks up the system unit and they come out with the head office.
I paused to explain to her that the car will return soon and so forth. He looks at the table, where are orphaned mouse and keyboard, and next is no less lonely monitor and notices flashing, floating across the screen from corner to corner, which says something something like: "Check the cable connection." (Well, all probably seen this inscription).
She bends over, takes in hand disable mouse, and looking at the monitor starts to drive the mouse on the table and to press the button with the words: "How to remove the inscription?»
When I caught up with a partner and the head (and I caught up with them in the lobby), and told them what had happened ...... three bodies were laughing in the lobby so that was heard even in the principal's office (about the fact that our laughter heard the director, we learned personally from the director, in his office in about 15 minutes).
Partner with laughter almost dropped sistemnik and vahtersha already seriously wanted to call a psychiatric hospital.
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