The story of tenacious chair Bashny.Net

On the 14th floor, in a room of my friend Yura SA (real surname) company gathered to drink beer. Well, they have a beer, sit, talk, relax. Beer was a lot and after a while they were all pretty podpimshi.
Some of those present complained that, well, boring sitting and that would be nice, would like something fun. They began to think out how. (It is not superfluous to note that the people in the company slumped desperately lazy.) And come to mind some all inappropriate entertainment either require considerable (on student standards) investment, or a lot of "force energy '(to go far, the hustle and etc.). And finally, one friend (Dima M.) gave the idea:
 - Dude, fuck! And let Jurin old chair in the window of emissions and how it will look nice and beautiful fly will break and fucking? And no need to go anywhere on the x ...
 The people did not mind the idea all seemed wonderful. Jura also did not mind, since the chair was really old, not sorry. We opened the window, took place for the observation flight and landing doomed chair. Dima took a chair and:
 - Uh-oh-xx, fuck-me-me! - Threw it out the window.
 The chair really "went beautifully," but in the end point of the flight crashed into pieces, is as expected, and stuck all four feet in the ground. And so it was - safe and sound. Frustrated by the public began to run into at least disillusioned Dima:
 - It should have been throwing more!
 - Tighten, tighten had !!!
 - Do not know how - do not touch, you kidatel crappy !!!
Russell everything in its place, uncorked more beer and Dima began to decline to the fact that he ran down a chair to try again. Although Dima already decided, in that it costs, who did not want to do away with the broken chair, go down (14 floor, after all), he did not want. And now (after one more bottle of beer) struck him another brilliant idea.
 - Yes, fuck me to run? SchA a neighbor take a 32-pound dumbbell, and it will achieve gadsky chair !!!
 Essno nobody thought of weights also need to go. We opened the window, took place. Dima takes the weight and, aiming at the chair, so far as the drunk beer hyyyyyak it out the window. Past.
 - BLYAYAYAYA !!!
 - Diagon !!! Aim should be better!
 - Where are you toss, mudilo?!?
 Ofigevshy from such bad luck Dima takes off and runs down for the weights, because people decided to destroy the chair in that manner. A few minutes later, breathless Dima returns with weights. All ready ... bam! Once past the ...
 When Dima came back the second time the Jura, a little unsteadily, said:
 - Guys! What do you th ... those brains! Tie the rope to the weight and pull it out the window. And is not nada to run each time. Everything you learn nada.
 No sooner said than done. Somewhere cove was found with a rope. One end was tied to the weight, and the other to make sure we do not miss to stem obschazhnoy bed. (Later, no one really could not tell you about the length of the rope completely forgotten, then, whether in the eyes figured). Once again, Dimon fit with weights to the window. She throws it. And here is the following items: a bed, to which is tied a weight suddenly flies up to the window and stuck it in the midst of screaming, drunk and swearing on the entire campus men. On the third floor, the room is heard the sound of freshmen break windows and flies into the room 32 The kilogram weight. With a terrible roar, it falls on the table by the window, which was at that time reading a summary of Pervak.
 Papola table.
 Pervak ​​unconscious on the floor.
 Jura departs from the hostel.