When I asked about the shelf life of condoms dealer-Caucasian pharmacy gave remarkably concise and, in my opinion, the correct answer:
- Adyn time.
Economist Alexander works 57 hours a week. Simon works as a manager is 8 hours ahead of Alexander.
Negro ... I mean, this ... Afroafrikanets Mganga works as a janitor at the local office of the Red Cross 6:00 with a three-hour break for siesta.
Q - Who are the Negro?
A man chooses a brothel in the thickest woman.
During the process, he suddenly turns off the overhead light.
- That's because I do not like me?
- Well no! The lamp burns ass!
- A man and his wife you never reproaches that you are running a simple guard in a psychiatric hospital?
- It happens! But when you can send to the x * k Napoleon and give n * zdy Comrade Lenin - dignity wins pathetic criticism.
- Girl, you do not want me to sell for $ 100?
- You wrap?
- What ?!
We met two friends.
- You know, for the sake of my wife, I stopped to drink, smoke, play cards ...
- Congratulations. I hope that now she is happy?
- Where there! Every time I open my mouth, she discovers that say something to her nothing!
The professor gave a lecture on ethics:
- Young people, if you saw that on the buttocks of the girl
thread, try to tell her about it as discreetly as possible. For example: "Girl, you on the shoulder of the thread." She would look over his shoulder, then lower and see. Student raising his hand:
- Sorry, Professor, you have to tie lightning unbuttoned.
Comes from a trip ... the wife and her husband in bed with her lover ...;)
Clean up in the sauna German (H), French (F) and Russian (R). Then suddenly collapsing wall between the male and female branch.
(H) - Oh-oh-oh-oh (closing hand chest)
(F) - Ah-ah-ah-ah (closing hand bottom)
(P) - Well f ... your mother (spreading his hands apart)
Driving test. The blonde gets into the car.
- Thank you, you do not pass - says the examiner.
- How could I not pass, even if did not move?
- You sat in the back seat !!!
Monkeys live in warm countries all day doing nothing, just guzzle and tr %% ayutsya. The work of the monkeys made man and now a man tr %% discharges a little, and work all day. In my opinion, we have thrown a monkey ...
She: I'm pregnant by you
She: Oh ... sorry you did not!
She: Oh ... you ... ((((
Come two blondes in a car showroom to choose.
- Len, and what car you want?
- And how are you going to look for him there? Look how many cars there.
- No problem! Bear I said that we should look for the car, which has strained the front ring with him thong!
Grandmother grandson forehead touches:
- Something forehead you today some hot!
- No, Grandma, is that you cool down ...