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Stage 1 - the smartest

At this stage, you become an expert on any matter in the universe. You know everything, and you want to share your knowledge with anyone who is willing to listen to you. You are always right. And of course the other person is always wrong. By the way, you may have a very interesting discussion, if both of you are the smartest.

Stage 2 - the most attractive

At this stage, you discover that you look the best in the bar, and you like you people. You can come to a complete stranger, knowing exactly what he liked and what he will want to talk with you. Since you also still the smartest, you can talk to that person absolutely any topic.

Stage 3 - the richest

At this point, you suddenly become the richest man in the world. You can treat everyone in the bar at your expense, because behind the bar parked your armored truck filled with your money. At this stage, you can also bet because you are still by far the most intelligent and therefore always win. At the same time it does not matter how much money you bet because you are the richest. Besides, you're treated to a drink everyone who you like, because you look the best in the world.

Stage 4 - Bulletproof

Now you are ready to call for the fight everyone, especially those with whom you argue or bettors. You can do it, because nothing can hurt you. In this state, you can also apply to partners of people who you like and challenge them to a match or deneg.Proigrat mind you still can not, because you are the smartest, richest, and the hell you are, in any case looks better THEM!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

This is the last stage of intoxication. At this point you can do anything, because no one can see you. You can dance on a table to impress people that you like, because the rest of you just do not see. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight with you. You can walk in the middle of the street and yell a song loudly because no one can see or hear you, and because you're still the smartest, and you know all the words to all the songs.