Stages of intoxication





Stage №1 Egghead
This stage is when you suddenly become an expert in all fields of knowledge. You just never-ending source of information and want to demonstrate their knowledge to all who will listen to you. In addition, at this stage you are always right.
Well, the person with whom you're talking, of course, completely wrong. You spend hours trying to convince the man that he was right. Even more interesting situation can occur if both of you have reached the stage of "wise guy».

Stage Beauty №2
This step comes when you are completely convinced that you are the most handsome guy in the neighborhood, and everyone in the neighborhood and only you are looking for.

You start winking all passing by beautiful girls, and ask them to dance with you all night because they did not take eyes off you. You - the limelight, the eyes of all the people around focused only on you because you are the most beautiful creature on Earth.

And now let us remember that you also smart, so you can talk to the person who admires you, virtually on any existing problem on our planet.

Stage №3 Rich
This is when you suddenly become the richest man in the world. You buy a drink to everyone who is present near the bar, and asked to write down everything on your account because you should close a truck full of money.

And, of course, you are ready to argue with anyone that this truck is standing right behind the bar. And do not forget that you know everything in the world and can win any dispute. It is natural that you do not care how much money to put into an argument because you have them, and so to burn.

At this stage you start to buy a drink at the bar all people who admire you because you are the smartest, most of Kashiwa and the richest man in the world.

Step №4 Bulletproof
Now you can fight with all the people with whom you are arguing for money because you no one can hurt anything.

At this stage, you can go to the guy that girl that you admired the whole evening, and challenge him to a showdown for the money. You do not need to worry about losing, as you all know, you have all the money in the world, and you are quite obviously won the argument

Step №5 Invisible
This is the last stage of intoxication. At this stage, you can do absolutely everything, because you do not care no one sees.

You can climb on the table and dance, you can undress to their underwear to impress the people who admire you all evening, as the rest of the people in the room you just do not see. In addition, you do not see those people with whom you have previously started dismantling.

You can walk through the streets and yell loudly songs (since you are still the most intelligent and well know this tune), and none of you do not think, because it can not see you. Gone all your social complexes. You can do whatever you want because nobody will learn nothing.

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