Blonde driving

Technician: Driver support. How can we help?
Driver: This one. My car won't start.
Technician: Right. What is your car make, model, and year of production?
Driver: And I-- fuckin' know him! I bought it in the store to drive from where I
know
Technician: Okay, okay, calm down. Let's try without this.
information ... (sighs) Do you have gas in the tank?
Driver: Hmm. Gasoline in the tank, you say... How do I know?
Technician: Look at the front panel. Where the arrow points, on "E."
Or an F?
Driver: Where's the front panel?
Technician: She's right behind the wheel if you're in the driver's seat.
chair.
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Driver: Ah! I see... Tex... And there are many shooters, which of them
Look?
Technician: Look at the one next to which it says E or F. There might be more.
The gas station must be drawn.
Driver: Aah! I see. The arrow points to zero.
Technician: Like zero?
Driver: Yeah. Right to zero. And it says next to the arrow.
"x1000." Is that a model of my car? A thousand?
Technician: (deep breath with rolling eyes) No, it's not fuel, it's
Tachometer. It should point to zero if the car is not started.
The fuel arrow is usually to the left and smaller than the tachometer, and it should
be written "E", then a semicircle, then "F".
Driver: Aah. I see! The arrow is in the middle between E and F.
Technician: Great! At least we know you have the fuel. Now
Let's check the battery. See the steering wheel?
Driver: Yeah.
Technician: Press right in the middle...
Driver: (hearing loud "biiip") Oh! Is that what she's supposed to do?
Technician: (eye rolling) It's okay, it's your signal. If he
It works, so your battery is fine. Now let's go.
Let's try to start the car.
Driver: Duc, I'm saying it won't start. That's why I'm calling, asshole.
Technician: (tooth grinding) Still, let's try it again! Press on.
Clutch pedal, press the brake, and turn the key.
Driver: Oops! Let's start in order. Where's my hook pedal?
Technician: CHANGES Drive on the left. Found it?
Driver: Found it.
Technician: Pull it all the way. Okay. Now you see two on the right.
Pedals?
Driver: Yeah.
Technician: The left is the brake. Press it. Press?
Driver: Pressed.
Technician: Now turn the key in the ignition.
Driver: How do I turn the key when I have both hands full?
Technician: Excuse me?
Driver: With my left hand I put pressure on the grip, with my right hand on the brake, like
I have to turn the keys, I ask.
Technician: (pressed with laughter). Okay, let's try it first, just on
This time, push your feet.
Driver: Feet? Is that possible?
Technician: (still choking with laughter) You can.
Driver: Let's try... Oh, it's more convenient. Well, you're not right for me.
They said ... (hearing fuss). Pressed.
Technician: Now turn the key in the ignition to the point.
Driver: Where's my ignition?
Technician: At the base of the steering wheel, right.
Driver: Hmm. I have a hole and there is no key in it.
Technician: Well, put it in.
Driver: Who?
Technician: (losing patience) The ignition key!
Driver: How do I know which ignition key I have?
Technician: (holding his head) This is usually the biggest key on the bundle.
Driver: Ligament?
Technician: Where do you keep all the other keys?
Driver: Aah! So I lost her two days ago. Do I need a key?
Technician: (hangs up) Tuoooooo...
Driver: Ale?