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What associations does the word "light"? Light - a joyful, happy, kind, good. Light - a good dark - bad. The bright sky and dark underworld. Divine and diabolical ... Maybe, it was in such an association is covered irresistible appeal blonde for both men and women.

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Perhaps the appeal of blond hair in the memories of the beautiful Aphrodite, pennorozhdennoy, with golden hair and a snow-white skin - this goddess was the first "divine" blonde.

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Middle awarded Eve blond hair (by the way, Lilith, the mother of nightmares, the eternal contrast to Eve, was a brunette), and build a new associative chain: blonde - frivolous (yielded to the entreaties of the Serpent), stupid (believe Serpent), careless (ate the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge ).
Well, this type of women for men is of interest, these women seem to be fragile and weak, in need of protection. Any "real knight 'wish to take wing weak creature, but still Svetlenkoe as angel.

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Maybe the whole thing is that the hair is natural blondes are less susceptible to aging - do not fade, do not stiffen or indicate that their owner is young and fertility (due to genetic shade MC1R, which is not reproduced artificially, then the chemistry is powerless). Of course, any man would prefer to just such a woman, and not the one whose hair is screaming about the approaching old age.

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A survey conducted by Russian Public Opinion Research Center (VTsIOM) showed that men prefer blondes. And this leads to the highest achievements of the chemical industry, which responded to this demand that has enabled every woman to receive the coveted blonde hair.

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In prehistoric times, it was more difficult. With the help of some herbal medicines difficult to change hair color from dark to a platinum blond. But the death rate among hunters of mammoths and saber-toothed tigers were very high, resulting in a clear lack of men. However, the remaining men were pretty good, considering the breadth of choice. But they often chose blondes. Canadian anthropologist Peter Frost believes that such a choice was due to the fact that blondes were just how much more noticeable on the general background.

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Visibility, tenderness, vulnerability weak blondes (who, however, to check are not so fragile as crystal liqueur glass) led to the fact that they were mentioned personal holiday. May 31, the last day of spring, the World Day of blondes.

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This holiday is once again confirms the fact that subconsciously knew our ancestors: blondes are better able to survive than their colorful friends. Blondes successful in life, they are more satisfied, rumors about their stupidity greatly exaggerated. A charming anecdote about the blonde and the lawyer confirms this.

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Anecdote.

In the plane's lawyer-blonde neighbor offers to play in the questions and answers to pass the time of flight. When a lawyer offers a rate of $ 5 for each question that is not found an answer, blonde refuses, and agrees only when the rates move: if a lawyer will not be able to answer the question, he agrees to pay $ 500, but if you can not answer blonde, it should only $ 5. The lawyer asks, what is the distance between the Earth and the Moon? Blonde silently pays $ 5, and her response question is: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and back down on four?". While a lawyer looking for an answer (with a laptop, phone calls to friends and questioning the passengers), a blonde good time to sleep. In the end, the lawyer gives up and the loser pays $ 500. When he is interested in the answer, blonde pays him $ 5.

The question is, and who is in the story dumb blonde?

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Notice how the start, many jokes about blondes. At the crossroads stops posh car, and out comes a luxurious blonde ... blonde hands over the rights ... The blonde goes to the fitness center ... The blonde walks into a restaurant ...

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The question is, if blondes are stupid, then where do they get luxury cars, the opportunity to visit restaurants, fitness centers and so on? And where do "stupid" blondes your, own World day? The "smart" babe and the "sex" of the brown-haired women there.

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So prehistoric hunters were right on the saber-toothed tigers, choosing blondes. They really survive better and are able to do it with only his inherent brilliance. Which confirms the existence of the World Day for Blondes (and for Russian blondes for this holiday also included an exclusive prize - "The Diamond Stud»).

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Yeah, and if anyone thinks that blondes will die in 2202 - as allegedly promised the World Health Organization (if the number of blonds is reduced, and to maintain the blond gene is necessary that both parents were blonde, but in our world it is problematic here and will disappear as the blondes and blondes), you can not hope for. After 200 years, the same will be celebrated World Day blondes.

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Moreover, the World Health Organization rejects predictions of the disappearance of blondes and all such studies have been conducted. Probably because absolutely confident in the ability to survive blondes.

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However, who is still better and more desirable - blondes or brunettes - to choose all the same to you ...

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