Full FAQ for blondes

All you wanted to know about blondes, but were afraid to ask.



1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted

2. Q: How brain cells die blonde?
A: There alone

3. Q: What do you call when a brunette dyed blonde?
A: Artificial intelligence

4. Q: What does the right foot blonde left?
A: Nothing. They never meet.

5. Q: What is the highest achievement of the psyche blonde?
A: The presence in the body.

6. Q: How to get to a blonde's eyes lit up?
A: Shine a flashlight into the ear.

7. Q: Why do blondes do not give a lunch break?
A: Too long to learn them again. 8. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: Information in your computer is enough to enter only once.

9. Q: What does a blonde think of the new computer?
A: She did not like: I do not catch the 9th Channel.

10. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (Shaking his head from side to side?) I do not know!

11. Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Insert the nails into her shoulder pads.

12. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: stick the key in shoulder pads.

13. Q: Why do blondes do not drink instant coffee bags?
A: Not able to understand, in a bag breaks two cups of water.

14. Q: Why do blondes do not eat pickles?
A: The head of the Bank not crawls.

15. Q: Why do not blondes eat bananas?
A1: Can not find the zipper.

16. Q: What is the blonde puts his ears to become more attractive?
A: Ankle.

17. Q: Why do blondes painted green lipstick?
A: Red means stop, not the hole.

18. Q: How do you know that your refrigerator peering blonde?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers.

19. Q: Why do blondes in San Francisco do not wear short black mini skirts?
A: The eggs can be seen!

20. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: They can say it.

21. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF abbreviation on shoes?
A: Toes Go In First. (Please insert your fingers)

22. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF abbreviation of blouses?
A: Tits Go In Front. (The chest should be in front)

23. Q: What is the brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.

24. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: The mental unit.

25. Q: How do you get a blonde to change opinion?
A1: to blow into her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

26. Q: What does a blonde first morning?
A1: It is.
A2: go home.

27. Q: What does a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

28. Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

29. Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A: Uncomfortable seats.

30. Q: What does a blonde say after sex?
A1: Thank you, guys!
A2: You guys are all playing in the same group?
A3: You're all playing for the same team?
A4: Who are these guys?

31. Q: Why do blondes have problems with orgasm?
A: (Who cares)

32. Q: How do you know when a blonde orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail file.
A2: (Who cares)
A3: It says next!
A4: The next in line pats you on the shoulder
A6: (Really, who cares?)
A7: batteries are weak.

33. Q: What do you call when a blonde blows in the other ear?
A: Data transfer.

34. Q: What does the blond saw a sign with the name on the chest waitress?
A: Debbie: Very cute! And the name of the other?

35. Q: How many blondes need to screw in a light bulb?
A1: What is light?
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One holds Diet Rersi, the other shouts: aaady!

36. Q: Why is there no dumb brunettes?
A: peroxide.

37. Q: What does a blonde, when she is delivered?
A: Um, are you sure it's mine?

38. Q: What do you call when 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: The wind tunnel.

39. Q: What do you call when there are 15 blondes in a circle?
A: Synchrophasotron.

40. Q: Why did the blonde climbed over the glass wall?
A: See what's behind it.

41. Q: What should I do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the ring and throw back.

42. Q: If a blonde and a brunette fall from the roof, someone will break sooner?
A: Brunette. The blonde will stop and ask for direction.

43. Q: What happens if you get sick blonde Alzheimer?
A: Her IQ will grow!

44. Q: What is different from the blond Rorshe?
A: Rorshe do not need to present to friends.

45. Q: What is different from the blond toothbrush?
A: Even the best friend you do not give use your toothbrush.

46. ​​Q: What is different from the blond bowling ball?
A1: The ball can shove only three fingers.
A3: There is no difference. Both round, both on three holes.

47. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: We know how many people died on the Titanic.

48. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: The use of telephone costs 30 cents.

49. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Duke of York?
A: The duke was only 10,000 people.

50. Q: What do the beer bottle and a blonde?
A: Both the void over the neck.

51. Q: What do you get if you give a penny for thought (proverb) blonde?
A: Surrender.

52. Q: How is a blonde kill a bird?
A: throw her off a cliff.

53. Q: How is a blonde kill a fish?
A: Utopia.

54. Q: Why did the blonde so pleased when finish the puzzle in 6 months?
A: Because it was written on the box From 2 to 4 years

55. Q: What do you say when he saw the blonde with no arms and legs?
A: What a chest!

56. Q: How can we take a blonde for hours?
A: Write down on a piece of paper on both sides Turn.

57. Q: Why do blondes always die without waiting for help?
A: They always forget to 1-1? in 9-1-1?

58. Q: What can be seen in the eyes of the blonde?
A: The back wall of the skull.

59. Q: How to make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?
A: Tell her anecdote on Friday night.

60. Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: A sheep can not bring beer from the fridge.

61. Q: Why do blondes carry Breakfast in transparent bags?
A1: To be able to learn morning or evening.
A2: To know the subway, going to work or home.

62. Q: What is: black, disheveled, hanging from the ceiling?
A: Electric blond.

63. Q: Why jokes about blondes are so short?
A1: To brunettes can remember them.
A2: To men could understand them.

64. Q: How do I know that the blonde cook chocolate chip cookies?
A: At strewn all over the floor wrappers M & M's

65. Q: What is different from the toilet blonde?
A: It does not follow you anywhere, after you use them.

66. Q: What is different from the blonde in a supermarket trolley?
A: In the cart there own opinion.

67. Q: What does a blonde answer, if asked, whether the flasher?
A: It works. Does not work. Working. It does not work:

68. Q: Why froze two blondes in a car in a car-cinema?
A: We came to see the film Closed for winter

69. Q: What is chronic speech impediment blondes?
A: Not able to say no

70. Q: What do you call a blonde in high school?
A: The Visitor.

71. Q: How can I find out whether in the office blonde?
A: At a bed in the closet and a smile from ear to ear on the faces of the bosses.

72. Q: When the law to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a pump to inflate it again.

73. Q: How to measure the level of intelligence of blondes?
A: stick gauge into the ear

74. Q: What does a blonde sitting at the long outlet?
A: Waiting for an email from a friend

75. Q: How to drown a blonde?
A: Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool

76. Q: Why do blondes do not go to church?
A: When they stand up to their knees they will automatically open your mouth.

77. Q: Why can not the blonde write the number 11?
A: They do not know which unit should be the first.

78. Q: How do I know that the blonde to use a computer?
A: At wet joystick.

79. Q: Why do blondes are buried in the triangular coffins?
A: Because when they lay their legs apart.

79. Q: Why did the blonde drowned by jumping off the dock?
A: Hung inscription swim prohibited.

80. Q: What does a blonde in bed in the morning?
A: Prevents

81. Q: What is the blonde in the shower?
A: Pure nonsense.

82. Q: What is different from the blond drain pump?
A: Principle nothing. both sucks. Only the pump can not suck 24 hours a day, overheats.

83. Q: What is different from the mosquito blonde?
A: The mosquito is not necessary to iron on the head when he sucks.

84. Q: What is different from the blonde cow?
A: Cow interisuet that her back.

85. Q: How does a blonde take anything for the whole day?
A: Plant in a round room and told to sit in the corner.
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