Vovochka walks past his school and suddenly sees people crowding there. He goes up to the old man nearest to the entrance and asks:
- Grandpa, what happened?
- Boy, there's a fire at school! the old man replies upset.
Grandpa and Grandpa, what happened?
- There was a fire at the school.
- Grandpa, what happened? – I don’t care.
- Boy!' frowning his eyebrows menacingly, says the old man. Are you deaf or stupid? I've said three times that the school fire, the fire!
- Oh, Grandpa, I'd listen to that.
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