Hilarious anecdote about Vovochka and meticulous teacher

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There is a lesson in a small rural school. The teacher asks the class a question:

— What can you get from a chicken, guys? Olga Sidorova!

— Bollocks.

— Nicely. Sasha cook, you can answer?

— Can of chicken and even meat to.

— Well, Sasha. Vovochka, well, what else?

Well... I don't know, Maria Ivanovna…

— Yes, of course, Vova? Here what do you sleep in?

— On the bench I was sleeping... the little boy answers.

— What do you pillow your head?

— Old hat…

— TA-a-a-AK... Okay, and your dad on what a night's sleeping?

— So my folder on the second bench asleep.

— Where your dad puts his head?

— So old hat…

Oh... johnny, well, your grandfather what is sleep?!

— My grandfather is sleeping on the stove.

— As his head he on what subject?

— A huge cushion, Maria Ivanovna.

— About! So what can we obtain if this very cushion is cut in half?

— So it is clear that, Maria Ivanovna... a Slap from grandpa can get!

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