Hilarious joke about the bartender and the customer who could not find a common language Bashny.Net

It is not necessary to mock the waiters and bartenders, because they know you have your plate or glass. The website tells the anecdote about the cunning of the visitor and the bartender, who couldn't stop to hurt each other!



A guy walks into a bar, orders a whiskey:

— How much?

— Three dollars. — answers the bartender.

Man takes from his pocket three dollars. One puts on the counter in front of him, then goes into the left end of the bar, there lays a second, then goes to the right end of the bar, there bags third. The bartender, quietly cursing, go right and left and takes the money.

On the next day again the same man comes again and orders a glass of whiskey again lays out the dollars in the different ends of the rack. The bartender gets angry, but for the money goes.

In short, this pattern is repeated day after day. And then one day a man orders a whiskey, takes a glass, rummages in his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper and 5 dollars. The bartender quickly takes the paper, vengeful smiles, pulls out two dollars change, goes into the left end of the bar, there lays one dollar, then goes to the far right and there lays the second. Then comes back and gleefully watching the man.

The phlegmatic man drinks whiskey, pulls from his pocket a dollar, puts it in front of him and says:

— I'll take another drink.

via factroom.ru