"Mommy, how old are you?" Bashny.Net

Vovochka Sidorov was always a curious child. On every birthday he asked my mom the same question:

— Mommy, but how old are you?

— I'm thirty-two years, johnny, ' replied the mother.

The johnny was five years old, her mother still was 32. Came the sixth day of the birth of the boy, mom again said that she's 32. And on the seventh and eighth year of life Vovochka's mom's age remained unchanged. Finally on his ninth birthday, johnny suspected that it was fishy. He said to my mother:

— Mommy, why is that? After all, you and the year before, and last year was thirty-two years. Why every year my age increases, and your not?

Mom decided it was time to stop fooling son, so he replied:

— What are you, johnny?! You didn't get that I'm kidding? The truth is, I'm forty-two years.

Vovochka in horror looked at the mother:

— Mommy, our daddy know about this?! he exclaimed.

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