"Johnny, where do your mom?!»

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Went once third graders on large construction site together with the teacher to see the work of the builders. During the tour, an accident happened: one man fell off a ladder and broke his leg.

When the children returned to school, the shop decided to dismantle this situation.

Masha Petrova, you know, because of what fell this Builder? — the teacher asked.

— I think, Vasily Ivanovich, he disregarded safety.

— Quite possible. And you, Vanya her son, what do you think?

Well... Maybe he drank before going to work…

— Yes, and this can be.

Suddenly from his seat little johnny gets up and says:

— No! The Builder fell down the stairs because I swear on my mom!

— Vovochka, and here at your mom?!

— Well, I heard with my own ears, like a construction worker yelled: "Boy! Holy shit! Stop shaking my ladder!".

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