"Dad, you're sleeping with your Secretary?"

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The other day drove home to his Director to discuss business issues. We were sitting in the kitchen when his five year old daughter ran up to us and asked the most unexpected question:

— Dad, you're sleeping with his Secretary?

Hung silent pause. I lowered my eyes to keep from laughing. Dad blushed in embarrassment and replied,

— No, of course.

But the girl insisted.

Why?

The question was asked, I thought, disappointedly, and even with a share of undisguised condemnation. My boss thought for a moment, and then gave the best answer that you can think of for such an awkward situation:

— So my mom not allow!

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