As the son didn't want to admit the father of his misconduct

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Came as the son to the father in the village to visit. A few days later the guy told my dad:

— Dad, would carry you that your toilet on the street! Shamefully the same! Look at all the neighbors toilet has long been in the house done. Come on and we move?

— Look at that! My toilet here does not prevent, he built near the fence next to the river, he's never seen at all.

— Dad, why are you? Not so, the twenty-first century in the yard. — a guy answered.

— Oh, stop it, I have no time to do it!

The next night the son gently opened my car and shoved outside the toilet straight into the river. Early in the morning he was awakened by the furious father:

I know you're my toilet in the river shoved?

— No, dad, not me.

Son, listen to me. Recognition is half forgiven. That's when a childhood friend of yours nick broke in the garden cherry, he immediately confessed, and dad immediately forgave. So tell me: is that you in the river got rid of my toilet?

— Well I, I...

Father raised his hand and gave his son a slap in the face.

— Dad, what? — outraged guy. — You yourself just said that the father They have forgiven, when it's cherry broke.

So when nick cherry broke his dad on it not sat!

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