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10 stories about why you should not rush to conclusions
Life is unpredictable, so don’t be surprised if you’re wrong in your beliefs or expectations. This is completely normal, although sometimes illogical.
Website I found for you 10 “overheard” stories that convincingly prove that not everything in the world is arranged as we used to think.
- Do you think the appearance of a girl is the main thing? No way. My friend got married because of her sense of humor. She has small breasts, so she uses all sorts of linings and push-ups. We were with her on the beach, she gracefully shook the plaid, and at this moment the top of the swimsuit flies off her, along with the pseudo-breast. She said, "Fuck you, the wind blew your bra and boobs away!" The guy was laughing so bad he had to help. A week later, he asked his girlfriend to get married.
- In principle, I do not give beggars money. I think they're all liars. But once I saw a homeless man, for whom apparently a normal meal is a rarity, feed stray dogs. And not just because the mongrels ran up to him, but purposefully went and looked for the poor. It touched me a lot, I fed him, I see him periodically and help him. He is a good man with a difficult fate. It is a pity that this fate is sometimes unfair.
- I have a blind son. For a long time, my wife and I did not know how to introduce him to the world and teach him how to live without feeling his shortcomings. A friend suggested sending him to an art circle. At first, we were skeptical, but after six months, the teachers told us that the child has a clear talent, because he can draw what he does not see, but feels by touch. Now his drawings get to exhibitions, and a couple of them have already been bought by foreigners. No matter what happens in your life, do not give up, you can always find a way out.
- I thought one girl was scary, I decided to troll her. Created a fake page of a guy on the social network, added to it to fall in love with yourself, call for a meeting and not come to it. We texted, realized she was divine, and fell in love.
- It was the first time I spent the night with my girlfriend. Since she is always on a diet, I decided to go to the kitchen in the middle of the night, so as not to offend the feelings of losing weight. I go into the kitchen, open the fridge, take a pot, and suddenly from behind I hear a hoarse voice: “What, eat?” The pot flies to the floor, I turn around and see a huge parrot in the cage, which repeats: "Eat, eat!" The girl is standing in the hallway crying with laughter. They say that animals do not understand anything.
- My husband was always verbose and restrained his feelings, could not get him to tell me “I love you”. So my friends say, “You have a kind of stone.” And I know what a sentimental man he really is. Not so long ago I noticed that he was wearing a paper rose origami in his wallet, which I made on our first date. She is so careful, afraid to hurt her.
- I think I'm working. For half an hour, I rammed through the door and demanded to let me in, the pass doesn't work, I hear voices, but nobody lets me in. I shout, "I'm your boss!" I demand the door open! It's taunting again. Finally, the frightened guard opens and says, "If you don't stop, I'll call the police." Turns out I was in the bank. My office is one door further away. . .
- A long time ago I bought my son a guitar, I never heard him play it, on this occasion I often shouted at him, saying why they took it, the instrument is idle. Yesterday I snubbed and my husband went to get his meds, my son apparently thought I was gone too, took my guitar and started playing (he probably always does). He's a great romantic, and I'm ashamed that I've been yelling at him all these years.
- She started dating a guy, invited him to her, anticipating a romantic evening, but sushi poisoned and spent the whole night in the toilet. I thought the relationship was over. I open the door and he's gone. You got away, so... It's been 20 minutes. Came with pills, water and lemon. I found a round-the-clock pharmacy in an unfamiliar place! I took care of it until morning until I fell asleep. He hugged me. The real men have not been translated!
- I got married a week ago. My friend stayed at our house tonight. I woke up at night to the voices. My husband is not around, I hear from the next room, where a friend is sleeping, the voice of my husband: “She won’t hear anything!” Come on, come on! Soared up, burst into there an angry fury, ready to kill. They're playing chess. Seriously, chess! The friend just lost, and her husband persuaded her to fulfill the duty of the loser and cockroach.
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