Comes an elderly lady in the pharmacy...

One morning in the pharmacy imposing elderly lady and immediately went to the young pharmacist.

— Good morning. Can I get you anything to help? he asked.

— Yes, darling. But first answer my question: do you have medical training?

— Of course. I graduated from a prestigious medical Institute.

— My dear, and you have a red diploma?

— Yes, any three for study all the time!

And in this pharmacy how much are you already working? — continues the interrogation of the old lady.

— Soon to be three years.

— Oh, it's just perfect! Wonderful!

Excuse me, but what can I help you? — tired of the questions, said the pharmacist.

— Oh yeah! — caught lady. — Please, give me this packet of cotton wool!

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