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When 3 days in a row was late for work, and the authorities demanded an explanation
Was late for work. Even cry. However... I Want to cry, want to laugh! The hero of today story on the Website, in spite of the difficulties, did not lose heart. 
Winter came, cold, all days are not below -30, freeze people and do not start the car, and the boss wanted to arrange a morning check of late.
In the end, "vagrant" 3 of 3, and friend had to write explanations. The cold is a valid reason is not — so I had "to die, at least with the music." Perhaps a sense of humor will forgive!
Explanatory: I, so-and-so was late for work for the following reasons:
20.11
Crumb-son of the morning came, and said crumb:
"Summer is good and winter is bad for me.
I freeze, will not come to school late.
Take me quick, mother, please!"
Mother drove, But the teacher is strict
Mom sternly blocked the exit road.
It got dull to explain how my son,
Minutes and everything flowed inexorably into the distance!
I listened, walked, sat in car, started.
Pushing your foot on the gas, I got just.
The Parking space is not — make a circle
at work, I came late cutotec!
21.11
Standing on ostanovochka in mutton speculate. Minutes pass like years.
Taxis are not invoked, buses break down, work not finishing ever.
Going steps, long paths of old, the sidewalks are slippery walk to the Central laboratory.
But the way was not close, today's low degree: a little late, but still came!
22.11
Today, in the depths of winter,
I came out of the house, there was a strong frost.
I look, rises slowly uphill
The taxi driver who froze.
And moving importantly, calm sedate,
The machine is a wheel man.
Big boots, a sheepskin coat,
In large gloves, while he and nail.
— Hey, man. In the laboratory an urgent need!
— Look you're stuck, sit down, ride.
The street is slippery, the horse froze,
And go I can't.
In the end, I only came in ninth.
Ashamed and blushing, through the watch passed.
I went to the office, talked to superiors,
The guilt realized, I went to work.
via storyfox.ru/post/genialnaya-poeticheskaya-obyasnitelnaya-zastavila-nachalstvo-peresmotret-svoi-vzglyady/
Winter came, cold, all days are not below -30, freeze people and do not start the car, and the boss wanted to arrange a morning check of late.
In the end, "vagrant" 3 of 3, and friend had to write explanations. The cold is a valid reason is not — so I had "to die, at least with the music." Perhaps a sense of humor will forgive!
Explanatory: I, so-and-so was late for work for the following reasons:
20.11
Crumb-son of the morning came, and said crumb:
"Summer is good and winter is bad for me.
I freeze, will not come to school late.
Take me quick, mother, please!"
Mother drove, But the teacher is strict
Mom sternly blocked the exit road.
It got dull to explain how my son,
Minutes and everything flowed inexorably into the distance!
I listened, walked, sat in car, started.
Pushing your foot on the gas, I got just.
The Parking space is not — make a circle
at work, I came late cutotec!
21.11
Standing on ostanovochka in mutton speculate. Minutes pass like years.
Taxis are not invoked, buses break down, work not finishing ever.
Going steps, long paths of old, the sidewalks are slippery walk to the Central laboratory.
But the way was not close, today's low degree: a little late, but still came!
22.11
Today, in the depths of winter,
I came out of the house, there was a strong frost.
I look, rises slowly uphill
The taxi driver who froze.
And moving importantly, calm sedate,
The machine is a wheel man.
Big boots, a sheepskin coat,
In large gloves, while he and nail.
— Hey, man. In the laboratory an urgent need!
— Look you're stuck, sit down, ride.
The street is slippery, the horse froze,
And go I can't.
In the end, I only came in ninth.
Ashamed and blushing, through the watch passed.
I went to the office, talked to superiors,
The guilt realized, I went to work.
via storyfox.ru/post/genialnaya-poeticheskaya-obyasnitelnaya-zastavila-nachalstvo-peresmotret-svoi-vzglyady/
Puzzle for which you need only a pen and paper, but all your cleverness
As I fought with the neighbors and their extended repair