10 funny incidents that could only happen on the stage Bashny.Net

There are theatrical stories that every theater proudly claims that it happened just at them.

The website found it for you such funny stories that happened now it is not clear which theatre, when and with which actors. But this is no matter. Most importantly, the ability of the characters to skillfully get out of such situations.

"Thunderstorm" Ostrovsky. The final scene, the heroine throws herself into the river. To mitigate the effects of the fall are usually used mats. But in the confusion they forgot to put. And now imagine the scene: the heroine with a cry rushes into the river, the audience hear a deafening Bang behind the scenery. The actress is not lost, and crawls back with the words: "And the Volga-cold!"
The play goes about Oleg Koshevogo. The actress, who plays Oleg's mother, reads long, pretentious monologue. During the monologue, the curtain falls over the stage, which is detected by the stagehand, standing on a stool and calm myself vkruchivayutsya light bulb. A long pause, the hall fades, deathly silence. Work finds a way: "Oleg?"
A performance about the Great Patriotic war. In one scene, the actors portrayed a group of fascists, and one of the Nazis played by Jew by nationality. So someone behind the scenes is constantly whispering: "the Germans among you Jew!"

The theatre provincial tour with something Shakespearean. In the play, was the scene on the lovers in the quiet garden, flying Cupid and melodically sings, "I'm Cupid, bringer of love..." at Home no technical difficulties with the execution of the stunt was not. A local theater was that of the carriage, which is attached to the cable with the actor, too high speed — the actor simply will not have time to pronounce the whole phrase in flight.

Technician in charge of the winch, not invented anything better than to wait for the moment and abruptly stop the engine to allow the actor to pronounce the text. And here is the final garden, the moonlight, the lovers look at each other... this time from behind the scenes of the rapid comet in white rags, dropping on the heads of the actors bow and arrow, carried by a cherub with a cry: "I am Cupid... Holy shit!"
Is the play "the Seagull" by Chekhov. As you know, in his final should be shot. Then on the scene the doctor Dorn says: "the fact is, Konstantin Gavrilovich has shot himself". The pause was tightened, and the shot is not. Dorn understands what it takes to save the situation. He goes on stage and is a long time, still hoping for a shot, which is still not audible. Then he says: "the fact is, Konstantin Gavrilovich hanged himself." And then a shot rings out. After some thought, the actor adds: "And shot".

Comes a famous actor in the provincial theatre play Othello. And Desdemona, the young debutant. She naturally worried. And here comes the case to the scene of her murder, she chastely lies in bed, but... feet in the wrong direction! Othello opens on one side of the four poster bed — and there his feet. So what to do, closes, languidly depicts thoughtfulness. And Desdemona is aware of what lies in the wrong direction, and flips. Othello opens the canopy on the other hand, and there again... legs!

The post-war years GITIS. Students often worked in Small theatre in the crowd scenes. One of the students played "target" — in one scene of the play where the hero from the scene shot from a bow, the arrow flew behind the scenes, and the actor-target at this moment, quickly took out another arrow, puts it to her breast and fell dead.
But one day on the show was attended by distinguished political figures, so the theater had dozens of new "stagehands" and "fire". And during this scene alert "fireman" saw bow tie, jumped out from behind the scenes, and the arrow hit him. And the actor-target did everything as always...

"Eugene Onegin". In one of the last scenes Eugene arrives at the ball to his old friend and sees Tatiana (raspberry beret). If this sounds the following dialog:
Who is there, in a crimson beret with a Turkish Ambassador says?
— So is my wife.
— So you married?
— For two years!

But this time everything went wrong. First, the prop guys never found a raspberry beret and replaced it with green. And secondly, the actor who played the husband of Tatyana, and the actress who played Tatiana, were brother and sister. Here's what came of it.
Eugene enters, goes to the other and his eyes a bright crimson stain. It is not... Finds the eyes of Tatiana:
— Who is there... in ZELENOVA take with the Turkish Ambassador says?
So is my SISTER! (confused by the question)
— So you CASTRAT?! (feeling that there is something wrong, but still not realized)
— For two years!

The Prime Minister was thwarted.

Actor in the play "the wise man stumbles" forgot glumova final monologue, and the monologue is rather big, very famous and powerful acting. But what made this parasite — it is impossible to convey in words. He said only one sentence: "And you, Sophia..." — and with innuendo and looked at everyone else on stage. Then he looked into the hall. And left... it has been emotional.

One hero was killed almost at the beginning of the play. In it the actor played for the soul, and earned mostly a role of Santa Claus at Christmas parties, as everyone knew. And the schedule was very tight, so he tried quickly to die and fled to another tree. He died, being shot to death while trying to fall behind the scenes, so you can always leave.

Once colleagues decided to play a trick on him They specifically played the scene so that he had to fall, slain by the shot, right in the middle of the stage. What to do? If you lie, you're not on the tree. In General, while colleagues played the scene, he found a way out: he began to slowly crawl to the wings in the way, suffering from his wounds. But ill colleagues, noticing, stopped trying. One said, "Kill this bastard", and the second made a control shot in the head.

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