15 Jewish jokes in two words

Website It invites the reader to laugh together. A Jew is dying. Adult children gathered around the bed. My father ran with his nose:
- What does that smell like?
- It's soup, Dad. But Mom said later.

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- Faina Yakovlevna, how would you describe your life in two words?
- For what?!

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Moshe Solomonovich, what do you think about people who run in the morning from a heart attack?
- I do think they have very uncomfortable sofas.

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- Rose, how's your novel?
- Fira, imagine - this scoundrel abandoned me, and I was left alone with my husband.

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- Yasha, how's your beauty?
- The oil needs to be changed... Or are you talking Sofichka?

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Sarochka, do you think I am a fool?
- I haven't touched your fool!

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Sexopathologist patient:
Do you use any other means of contraception besides your character?

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- Are you married, Semyon Markovich?
- Divorced.
- And you got a lot of divorce?
- You left your cowards.

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- Doctor, what good will you say for my sire, liver, kidneys?
- Organ hunters have no interest in you.

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On a crowded bus in Odessa.
- Man! That you keep rubbing and rubbing about me, you want me?
- Come on. No, of course not.
- Well, back off, maybe others do.

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- Sarah! I think you're a little wrong.
- Oh, Monia! I beg you!!! Count again.

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I was such a fool when I was young.
- Don't worry... You still look young!

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- Yashenka, why is the drive so noisy?
- The disc reads.
- Shaw, out loud?!

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- Sonny, you and I have been married for 15 years. Have you ever cheated on me mentally?
- Borenka, honestly ... mentally - never once.

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- Don't listen to others, Bertochka. You're the most beautiful. In his weight class.

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