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15 killer gems from kids who know everything about life
They say the mouth of Babes the truth. And it's true, sometimes children with absolute seriousness say things like they know life better than any adult. The website publishes their inimitable sayings, which it is impossible to argue.
Conversation with my daughter (4 years):
— Mom, you're like the heroine of a disney cartoon. Let's play them!
— Aw! Sure, come on.
— You could be the Beast from "beauty and the Beast".
— ...
Or Sea witch from the little Mermaid.
When I was a kid, I was agreeing with everything I was told to do. Today my son (5 years) I almost called the police because I wanted to get him to eat porridge.
Vanya (5 years) quietly asks his father:
— Dad, can I tell you a secret?
Go ahead, son!
Closes the face of the father hands and whispers:
I just pooped and didn't wash my hands.
The son fell asleep on the couch, dad decided to shift him in the bed.
Took gently in his arms, and the son spoke through a dream:
— Just put it back.
Anya (3 years old) sits with a toy stethoscope in his hands:
— I fish!
— Anya, it's for the doctor!
Okay, I'm a doctor. What's troubling you?
— Yes, that's a sore throat. Can you help?
— I can't.
— Why?!
— I catch fish...
The teacher asks the offending child (3 years):
— How did it happen?
With genius always is.
Ian, 5 years:
— Mom, you look 20...
— Aw!
— ...thousands of years.
You're grounded.
— Me, dad, this words don't say and well I just start to get nervous...
The conversation between father and son (7 years old):
— You ever going to learn?
Yeah... was planning something.
Son (5 years old) my mother said:
Good you're still a woman... When you are not yelling!
A five year old son asks the mother:
— Mom, what is despair?
Well, that sad, lonely, sick at heart, and it seems that there was nothing to fix.
— When you get married?
SMS from my son:
1: "Mommy, you're the best mommy in the world".
2nd: "Mom, I love you."
3rd: "On the control received 2".
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Conversation with my daughter (4 years):
— Mom, you're like the heroine of a disney cartoon. Let's play them!
— Aw! Sure, come on.
— You could be the Beast from "beauty and the Beast".
— ...
Or Sea witch from the little Mermaid.
When I was a kid, I was agreeing with everything I was told to do. Today my son (5 years) I almost called the police because I wanted to get him to eat porridge.
Vanya (5 years) quietly asks his father:
— Dad, can I tell you a secret?
Go ahead, son!
Closes the face of the father hands and whispers:
I just pooped and didn't wash my hands.
The son fell asleep on the couch, dad decided to shift him in the bed.
Took gently in his arms, and the son spoke through a dream:
— Just put it back.
Anya (3 years old) sits with a toy stethoscope in his hands:
— I fish!
— Anya, it's for the doctor!
Okay, I'm a doctor. What's troubling you?
— Yes, that's a sore throat. Can you help?
— I can't.
— Why?!
— I catch fish...
The teacher asks the offending child (3 years):
— How did it happen?
With genius always is.
Ian, 5 years:
— Mom, you look 20...
— Aw!
— ...thousands of years.
You're grounded.
— Me, dad, this words don't say and well I just start to get nervous...
The conversation between father and son (7 years old):
— You ever going to learn?
Yeah... was planning something.
Son (5 years old) my mother said:
Good you're still a woman... When you are not yelling!
A five year old son asks the mother:
— Mom, what is despair?
Well, that sad, lonely, sick at heart, and it seems that there was nothing to fix.
— When you get married?
SMS from my son:
1: "Mommy, you're the best mommy in the world".
2nd: "Mom, I love you."
3rd: "On the control received 2".
via www.adme.ru/svoboda-narodnoe-tvorchestvo/15-perlov-ot-detej-kotorye-uzhe-znayut-o-zhizni-vse-1364265/
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