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Not so long ago, the US government has launched a new website www.ready.gov/, called to tell ordinary Americans how to behave in the event of a terrorist attack. A gust of noble, do not argue, but some pictures illustrating meet with troubles, make you think not about what artist wanted to say. Here are some of them:



If you accidentally set fire to themselves - do not run



If you see a terrorist - a whistle in your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel - shout as loud as possible!



If you see a terrorist arrow, stronger push her shoulder against the wall



If you have sprayed an unknown substance - wait a minute and think. Do not go to the same doctor, eventually



Use the power of your torch to move fallen on you wall!



Michael Jackson, it turns out, a terrorist! And yet, if you see the man with the dead, like buttons, eyes - is dumped as soon as possible



In a heap of dead fish, and hurricane icon biohazard have something in common. Think about it



Beware of terrorists with pink eye and leprosy. And they with maniacal persistence rubbing their hands



If your building collapses, sit quietly and aspirate from themselves while waiting for rescuers



Try to get the Greatest radiation dose groin. After 5 minutes, 12 seconds, you may be sterilized



If, however, you have received a dose of radiation and mutated into a giant - protect your head



If you have mutated and got ugly hand - close the window. Nobody wants to look at it



If your lungs and stomach began to talk to each other - stand up, arms out to the side and wait until they finish the conversation



If at the time you were looking for chemical attack precipitated a contact lens - keep looking



Normally, to stop the radiation, not sufficiently thick veneer