Stories about Pecnik, Snoring and rescue Marriage

Peasant woman decided to shift the stove. A hired man. Came setter, I dragged bricks, clay - all under discussion. The woman cried:

- With her husband divorce

! - Why? - Asks setter - drinks

? - No - responds Selyanka

. - Beats

? - No - responds Selyanka

. - What

? - Snore, snore, you bastard so that the glass rattle. In Moscow drove, academics showed a bunch of money-plagued all one snoring.

- A sleeping like? - Asks setter

. - On the back, a woman meets all

. - How zahrapit, spread your legs, he advises a man

. The next day comes setter to finish the work, and it meets a table, elegant hostess.

- For what, mistress? - Asks setter - the work is not done

. - The dog with her, with a stove, responsible woman - help your advice, my man stopped snoring, how to cut. Just tell me how you managed to figure out a simple stove-something to which academics have not guessed. Life saved my family, because I did, hell, love!

- So the academics' replied pechnik- and we simply argue on furnace: FOOT RAZDVINESH, eggs fall. EGGS fall, ASS closed. ROD NO, NO and snoring.



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