Peasant woman decided to shift the stove. A hired man. Came setter, I dragged bricks, clay - all under discussion. The woman cried:
- With her husband divorce
!
- Why? - Asks setter - drinks
?
- No - responds Selyanka
.
- Beats
?
- No - responds Selyanka
.
- What
?
- Snore, snore, you bastard so that the glass rattle. In Moscow drove, academics showed a bunch of money-plagued all one snoring.
- A sleeping like? - Asks setter
.
- On the back, a woman meets all
.
- How zahrapit, spread your legs, he advises a man
.
The next day comes setter to finish the work, and it meets a table, elegant hostess.
- For what, mistress? - Asks setter - the work is not done
.
- The dog with her, with a stove, responsible woman - help your advice, my man stopped snoring, how to cut. Just tell me how you managed to figure out a simple stove-something to which academics have not guessed. Life saved my family, because I did, hell, love!
- So the academics' replied pechnik- and we simply argue on furnace: FOOT RAZDVINESH, eggs fall. EGGS fall, ASS closed. ROD NO, NO and snoring.
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