14.05. Do you want to water the olive oil?

1878.
There is, in fact, how it was something. Robert Chesebrough grown hateful good old England, where he worked for a chemist. Well, he spat saliva and sailed over the ocean in the former colony of Her Majesty. And in 1959 there was a year in the US oil boom. Chezbro sensitive nose could smell his British sho of this black filth gesheft can do for yourself, and do not be a fool, hanging around in the drill. I am seen and heard he was there, of course, all but on his sho particularly interested in, so this is ..... sho sticks for boring machines. This stuff is also pumps work quietly and did not give any jammed wherever possible, but the joke was quite different. Lord anointed drillers this abomination any damage to the skin - burns there or, for example, cuts - and is on the drill very often befall. And - strange to say - the healing vavki unlike faster than without the anointing.
After watching this strangeness to workers, Robert, as any scientist at the time, a few times hurting myself and saw Shaw and it all heals amazingly fast. Watch it, then it's a miracle, a few godochkov order to experiment, and then decided it's time to Shaw, and entitled "Petroleum jelly" launched at the pharmacy. So you think you believe him? Right now, though. People believe what is written sho. Moreover, not only in the newspapers. And if spelled "oil", it means that can at an unexpected moment flared, but who cares?
But Chezbro finger was not doing, and still is, Shaw is now called "marketing", so understood Shoto. Robert called his elementary product differently, and things have gone. The name is derived internationally-silly and in any approximation of not telling the truth for what it is made of the product, but who are interested in such trifles? (German «wasser» - water and the Greek «elaion» - olive oil).
Say, Shaw began Vaseline boom - still, silent sho. Moreover, Shaw product anointed themselves for medical purposes, and it was understandable, since it turned out, sho it can tulit almost everywhere: artists - smeared the floor in case blurt paint daub Vaseline tears aktriskam, lovers float completely daubed before go into the water, smeared gloves and coats of skin to soften.
By the way, Robert believed in what came up with a panacea from all dimmed and Vaseline also inside. On the day of a teaspoon. By the way, I lived up to 96 years ...