24 signs that you have lived in Russia for too long

This collection was compiled and published by an American blog Matador Network. The author described what could happen to her compatriots, who have lived in Russia for a long time enough. Site publishes for its entertaining the reader a selection of "Russification" signs noted by the foreigners themselves.



Applause landing aircraft. The origin of this custom is unknown, but it seems that it only affects flights in or out of the Russian. Heavy armored door, padded leatherette. And be sure to at least two locks. In Russia, this is normal, and so make for protection, but it is not clear what. < keys in hand length. In Russia, they are not for beauty, and for this door. to adjust to a huge number of papers and documents. In Russia still valid paper library catalogs, insurance policies and medical cards in thick notebooks. And all this is carried out manually. The habit to dress up and monitor their appearance. Russian dress to impress. Foreigners after some time do not want to look at the gray background of Russian. And yes, the mini-skirt in the winter - is the norm. Small children travel alone on public transport. Russian - independent and autonomous. Foreigners eventually stop asking children to transport, where their mom and dad. Periodic use of Russian words in a speech in the native language. For example, «Kashmar!», «Bozhemoi!» And «Allo» instead of «Hello» in answering a phone call. The expectation that you can immediately catch a passing car, one has only to lift your thumb. In Russia, to catch passing cars is much easier as compared to other countries. This indicates that Russian friendliness. At least 30 Olga, 20, Helen and 20 Natasha among friends. The most common names in Russia is really widespread. < Habit apply even to people aged «Devushka» and «Maladoi Chelovek». Treatment of colds and flu tea with lemon and honey. More frequent use of "VKontakte" than Facebook. Now the "Russian" from Hollywood movies cause laughter. No, seriously, they can not even make a correct phrase. Eating pancakes in large quantities. Especially during Shrovetide. Collecting empty cans cucumber. Perhaps they never will be used, but just in case you want to save. Question «Kto Pasledni?» At the post office, in a clinic or a dentist. The queue exists, but it is not necessarily lined up in a row. Instead, the Russian people just randomly sitting around the right door. Eating and jam spoons of condensed milk (not smearing knife thinly on bread or biscuits). < Purchase of an odd number of flowers. An odd number - for living, even -. For the dead The indifference to the gloomy persons on the street. At heart, the foreigners in love with Russia, well aware that the Russian - friendly and good, just do not like to smile to anybody. Rudeness others are not so hurt. Moreover, it is not rude, and especially phonetics of the Russian language, because of which many foreigners seem that Russian swear all the time. Congratulations on Christmas January 7, not December 25th. And "wrong Santa" in blue instead of red sheepskin costume with adult granddaughter no longer cause such surprise. Winter south central Russia can not be called winter. When I lived at minus thirty, already at zero heat. < A sharp change in the weather and temperature extremes are not afraid at all. Yesterday zero today - minus twenty? No problem! The soup must necessarily be sour cream, and meat can make a jelly called «Khaladets». And it is delicious.

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