So cheer up in Odessa

Odessans - incorrigible optimists. They will find a way out of any, even the most intricate situations and never climb his words.

Website does not get tired to admire the terrific sense of humor residents of this southern city.



- Rosette, your strengths and weaknesses? Briefly.
- I thought right! But aloud.



- You can remove something very close to the sea and inexpensively?
- Of course ... I will lay you in the boat.



- Fima, how you look at it, shoby drink?
- Closely!



- Celia, let's agree: I'm telling you that it is very tasty and you is never to cook.









In Odessa:
- Sarah, we are married to you the first day, and you're already quarreling!
- But I'm still waiting for this day for two years!



- Monya, come to my wedding?
- Yes, why not ...
- Well, the question is solved with the groom!



Sarah comes home, he sees Izzy carefully rips the wallpaper. Sarah happily:
- Izzy, you've decided to make repairs?
- No, I move!



- Celia, my dear, you buy something?
- Did so!
- And what would you like?
- I do not know, but ... two!









At the entrance to Odessa policeman stops the car:
- Why you break?
- Oh, I beg of you ... And if ve still not happy?



- I Went last night for his birthday to Katsman. It was a bit modest, but nice.
- Yes? And sho bring to the table?
- Ashtray.



- Zalman, how are you?
- Oh, Yasha ... There are days I sho dove, and there are - Shaw monument.



Sofa already very tired of yelling at her husband, but then he asked her to calm down.









- Solomon Abramovich, how do you feel?
- You may not be interested, Monya, you still do not have a will.



- Rozochka you sho, sick?
- How do you know, little Sophie?
- From you in the morning the doctor came!
- And Shaw? When the morning comes from you, Colonel, I do not yell at the whole court, sho war started!



Two from Odessa talk about their children:
- My Sema me at night did not bother as soon as starts to cry, I sing him a lullaby.
- I had also done so, but the neighbors said, "Rose, even better a child yells».



Illustration on preview: Vladimir Lyubarov





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