So cheer up in Odessa

Odessans - incorrigible optimists. They will find a way out of any, even the most intricate situations and never climb his words.

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- Rosette, your strengths and weaknesses? Briefly.
- I thought right! But aloud.



- You can remove something very close to the sea and inexpensively?
- Of course ... I will lay you in the boat.



- Fima, how you look at it, shoby drink?
- Closely!



- Celia, let's agree: I'm telling you that it is very tasty and you is never to cook.









In Odessa:
- Sarah, we are married to you the first day, and you're already quarreling!
- But I'm still waiting for this day for two years!



- Monya, come to my wedding?
- Yes, why not ...
- Well, the question is solved with the groom!



Sarah comes home, he sees Izzy carefully rips the wallpaper. Sarah happily:
- Izzy, you've decided to make repairs?
- No, I move!



- Celia, my dear, you buy something?
- Did so!
- And what would you like?
- I do not know, but ... two!









At the entrance to Odessa policeman stops the car:
- Why you break?
- Oh, I beg of you ... And if ve still not happy?



- I Went last night for his birthday to Katsman. It was a bit modest, but nice.
- Yes? And sho bring to the table?
- Ashtray.



- Zalman, how are you?
- Oh, Yasha ... There are days I sho dove, and there are - Shaw monument.



Sofa already very tired of yelling at her husband, but then he asked her to calm down.









- Solomon Abramovich, how do you feel?
- You may not be interested, Monya, you still do not have a will.



- Rozochka you sho, sick?
- How do you know, little Sophie?
- From you in the morning the doctor came!
- And Shaw? When the morning comes from you, Colonel, I do not yell at the whole court, sho war started!



Two from Odessa talk about their children:
- My Sema me at night did not bother as soon as starts to cry, I sing him a lullaby.
- I had also done so, but the neighbors said, "Rose, even better a child yells».



Illustration on preview: Vladimir Lyubarov





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