Phrases for which 25 years ago would have sent you to the loony bin



The world around us is changing incredibly fast. Website gathered a few phrases and offers mentally pronounce them in the early 1990s.



«I'll be in the woods, but you call me." «I already frozen hand to talk to you." «I accidentally erased the" War and Peace. '" «Damn, I can not get in the mail." «I have a letter for you ten minutes ago he sent, you got?» «I can not talk to you, you always disappear." «Put me money on the tube." «Tomorrow I dokuplyu his brains." «I shake my elf." «Let's gave him a home theater." «I WWII for Germans held." «You're on the phone, Count." «rename the folder." «Give me 50 rubles on the subway." «slide charging me." «I Claudia does not plow». «Do not tell what time it is, and I phone at home forgot?» «I screw flew" . «I hacked". «While the car was traveling, had time to listen to the book."

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