15 Reasons Why You Should Never Go to Australia

Every Australian animal wants to kill you. Well, you don't have to be the one who's going to suit these creatures. The statement is loud, but true. This continent is considered civilized. In fact, the civilization here is about the same as on the desert plains of Central Africa. In Africa, the traveler is at risk of dying in the mouth of a quite understandable lion. Or a rhinoceros, or a spear that throws at him from the boredom of a Masai warrior. All this is a familiar, unpleasant, but still not the most frightening death.

Australia has a lot to bet on. Here, the hapless tourist is met not by tigers and rhinos, but by giant deadly birds, giant (this definition can be safely added to almost all creatures living here) snakes, crabs similar to the incarnations of hell, and spiders similar to aliens from the planet of horror. Sharks and deadly insects? You bet! In general, if you are all planning a trip to the antipodes - we advise you to look at our collection and think again. No photoshop. It is a truth that frightens every reasonable person to the gray hair!







A real shot of local television, SkyNews. The shark swam into a pond adjacent to a golf course. The film crew was there not by chance: a day earlier, the same shark perfectly bitten the player, accidentally dropped the ball into the water.





It’s interesting to see who wins. But not enough to risk your life over it!





A standard warning placed on a very ordinary city beach. Especially for those bathers without fear and reproach, who not only the sea on their knees, but also their own life.





Nothing interesting, the dog caught the shark. And eats. And looking at the photographer. Maybe this is his last picture.





It's not a log. It is a crocodile that swims peacefully in coastal waters for its own business. We don't even want to think about what this thing might be doing on a city beach full of kids.





This crocodile was less fortunate. A snake ate him. Crocodile! Still thinking about going to Australia?





Yes, buffaloes can attack a car here. And, most likely, the chance will not be missed.





Hey, cassowary. For reference: cassowaries are vile, vindictive birds that run faster than a cheetah. The cassowary is able to tear apart the belly of a person. A theory confirmed by sad practice.





Among this pile are several pieces of granite, three spider eggs and two jellyfish. Mindfulness test - those who do not guess, risk losing their hand.





Who eats whom is completely unclear. Or is it just interspecies? Aah!





A difficult choice is to remove this creature or immediately cut off his leg. The mutant mantis: The return of the villain. In fact, there are more hospitable places in the world than this faraway continent!





The caption in the original source states that this crocodile is called "Satan." I wonder why.





It’s not clear who caught who and is now eating. It’s unclear why the photographer hasn’t run away in a panic. From this place. From this country. From this continent.





Raise the sails or leave them to the hell? Today, guys, we get to the ground on oars. Unless, of course, no one has eaten the oars yet.





A post from the photographer's blog reads: "Two hours." It took me exactly two hours to have dinner in good company—these creatures took two hours to make me walk home. In general, if you are going to Australia, then choose a parking lot wisely. It might help.