Friday Fiction. About goats and beautiful nurse Bashny.Net

All week in Ukraine beat all kinds of politicians, especially those who have tried to meet with voters during the election campaign, which in the current situation, many had even forgotten. However, if it goes on, the legitimacy of the forthcoming elections will be also safely forget.

Initially, the plan to foment separatist passions in the south-eastern regions of the country seemed kid thing all sides vernyakovym and totally win-win. In Donetsk lads is at the level of reflexes, as soon as it moves away from the government, it is strongly pulls out another wide leg urinal and starts waving it defiantly in front of the noses of Kiev.

Attracted by the spicy smell of decomposition, from Moscow on this matter necessarily uses some there the Ivan the Fool type Luzhkov and received there is something to do with the cap in honor of the fraternal allowed heroic Donbass until thinks that everything looked on him as a sucker who played a role in the freebie special guest bald bogey for the central authorities of Ukraine.

Since then, the main bald scarecrow Russia conclude reaching much further than would have liked even "donam" but tradition is tradition, and not to Rinat and the guys for so many years lovingly converted population Donbass areas of hostages with advanced Stockholm Syndrome to no longer apply against the capital their favorite demographic weapon.

And take it and shot really. And it's not that the residents of Donbass, they say, long harness, but quickly go - residents of Donbas no harness. But fear they may even something nachudit and scares them efficiently and competently.

Each miner milk Rinat sucked the main principle of life in Ukraine: all evil is from Kiev, and if he, a miner, was still alive, it was only because his strong economic breast closes from enemy capital Viktor Yanukovych, the master mind. When Viktor Yanukovych, the master mind, went to Kiev and there became president, the miner decided that all his troubles were over, but soon became convinced that in fact they have not started because protect it from Kiev is now no one and Yanukovych was the same goat, all, or even worse, despite the fact that half sat.

Shakhtar disappointed booze, watching on TV, Russian TV series about good cops, noble special forces and an excellent nurse, cried and wanted the Soviet Union, but he knew that Putin would not come and take it to yourself, because such happiness do not happen . Then in Kiev came a wicked Bandera, who kills everyone who can not correctly answer the question "Kotra Godin?", And in the Crimea - the good Putin, who all are there to protect and awarded, and in the eastern regions of Ukraine sent its tourist-deliverers, immediately reunited with friendly forces of the local lads.

And the miners knew that soon he will be picked up after the Soviet Union, populated by good cops, noble and beautiful commandos nannies, and he was reckless and Copanca the waist.

MP Yefremov, it seems the first to understand that the "demographic weapon" this time they had in mind with Rinat and coffin species. However, perhaps, the impression has developed because Alexander was in sight all week, and anyone could watch as floods crimson face the leader of the faction OL unearned sweat when questions about who will be responsible for the secessionist antics of his fellow Luhansk. Instead of talking with his usual vigor, the authorities need to listen to the people and respect extracted using inflated property of their schemes the best representative of Ephraim A., Alexander sipel something about provocation and slander so hoarse voice, as if it all night kept in a cool cellar and fed icicles.

Rinat Leonidovich, in turn, at a meeting with citizens of Donetsk People's Republic tried to stay as if he was on the arrow to mandrykinskimi, and in his pocket "grenade" - paternal, but strictly and only bad words here and there rips off his tongue, aroused the audience emotion, while the casual observer - an understanding that the owner of Donbass begins to feel that he is not so here and the owner. Graduated Rinat yet worthy - took very few ideological "Republicans" to negotiate with, and never to be seen again. Whether buried somewhere phenolic, or recruited by, and sent back to the carefully ironed legs, then it really take to Yarema, that neighing, because there's nothing funnier than to ask the leaders DNR about their requirements: "A x # nd He knows! "- that's all the requirements ...

And then in Lugansk separatists slightly torn Dobkin and pelted him with eggs and condoms (even said that one of them, Mikhail Markovich managed to walk away with a souvenir). Why would a man like Dobkin, with facial expressions on his face, suffered in a hot spot, in principle, is clear: a single candidate from the Party of Regions should be held in the run-base areas and show what he's the undisputed leader of electoral sympathies.

However, it turned out that in Lugansk holiday disobedience has reached to such a handle that is already there and the Party of Regions itself to put a condom. Michael Markovic, however, is trying to take the blame, saying that at first like it was all good, the local population greeted him with delight, asked for you tie or me, even asked to speak at a breathy as he can, but Dobkin alleged face and did evil in the referendum the separatists refused, and that's squeezed it lightly.

Tsarev would certainly be in place by Mikhail Markovich poured a nightingale, but whether Rinat Kolesnikov decided not to let the goat in the garden, or Oleg did not dare to break the convention, but only drove it in a more secure, but also quite loyal hitherto Mykolaiv city . There he was suddenly on the tinsel, and eggs too. It has done, however, without condoms - not such a big shot, as the pun in Odessa, where Tsarev drove like a hare, the next day. In Odessa, the same people rushed eggs and Tigipko, but Sergei Leonidovich as a man had physically developed slip into the elevator and was gone - washed away at a difficult time, he could always ...

All these events show that Viktor Yanukovich acted very prudently, when he refused to participate in these elections. He was at one time one egg and enough for the eyes, and here such passion. Enough already that Victor F., as they say, personally financed separatist movement in the south-east. What he achieves this, not so easy to tell: whether Putin makes for debt for missing the first tranche, whether Viktor Yanukovych really wants to connect to the Russian republic of Donetsk and edit it from Rostov, or simply trying to derail the elections.

On the other hand, which they tear? Election as the election ...

Basil Rybnikov