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Sysadmin Day
Today Orthodox yuzerstvo
Sysadmin day notes
In old Russia the day of St. SysAdmin hang all wooden abacus, torn fishing nets and unties the laces. Rusichi did not know what was bound these small disasters, and so just in case spilled beer on Claudius.
The ritual pouring Clave began at dusk in the forest near the fire, through which no one was jumping, but repeated: "Right now, yeah." Then he began the ritual of watering. Claudia put a pre-table brought into the woods, the girls strewed its bread crumbs, and of young men splashed beer jugs with a cry of "Oyblya!". Then Claudia raised, shaking, blowing and dropped on the table shouting "Mamepizdets!". These exclamations were called "motherboard", hence the term "abusive words».
On nerds day nothing planted and nothing is removed, because everything themselves were cleaned and will not like. If SysAdmin was rain, hail or strong winds, all did not care. In general, make some great system administrators do not care in the day it was a great honor.
Since then, the people's memory has brought to us the following proverbs and sayings:
"At St. SysAdmin good growing raspberries»
"In the SysAdmin sunshine - click the mouse on the little window»
"Do not hit the thief and so apostate as brazen systems analyst»
"I ran into the office of the children, I'm in a hurry:" Kolya, Kolya, our network ... "and I'm on vacation for three days».
And in the day of Saint SysAdmin all in love with their work people sent each other sisadminki - roughly torn scraps of paper with the inscription "Usholnah!". And at the end of the holiday all got up in the dance and arranged fun shooting games, Action and incendiary hilarious quests. [/ align]
Hochesya congratulate all our admins and moderators with such znamenaelnym holiday !!! All congratulates the admins at work !!! Today, they give access to porn, and put any toys !!! For a liter of beer of course or more.
Preparing for full
said today that Windows Vodka Microsoft
Cover with a bottle is not twisted while you do not agree with the license agreement under which you undertake another of her Do not place or use the content for homemade cocktails. By the way, for the convenience of drinking labels on all flavors of vodka (except 2000 and XP) represent the same and flying clouds. Before the spill, you should look at the label for at least five minutes. Once a bottle is opened, the glass of shows: Start with the filling of the drinking glasses. The localized version of the inscription appears in Russian. Glasses must be Installed before use. Vodka automatically determines the type and amount of shots using the technology «plug and play». (Translated: "pour and drink!"). In case of difficulty, proxy authentication, you can always choose from a list of used containers. In any case, by the assurance of the representative of Microsoft, in the next build of the localized Russian version includes support for additional non-standard equipment, such as: Adobe beer mugs, jars of mayonnaise Netscape, The Bat plastic soap dish. For the convenience of straight drinking bottle it comes in a variety of necessary set of snacks. In the event of a conflict situation - for example, getting stuck in the neck of a piece of pickled cucumber, three fingers at the same time you must click on the bottom, the neck of the bottle and the label. If this does not help, close the cap and open the bottle again. Although vodka and supports mnogoalkogolichnost, drinking more than two glasses at the same time is not recommended. In this case, the vodka can make unexplained operation and the bottle is closed. If at the time of opening the bottle it is next to the phone Vodka will automatically send the registration data (drinkers, with whom and for what purpose) at Microsoft and in the coming sobering-up station. This is done for ease of drinking. The set also comes with a bottle of 600-page "Guide to drink." It should be a bottle of vodka Microsoft about four hundred dollars.
Gamer watching a horror movie. The main character goes through a dark corridor ... everywhere heard heart-rending sounds ... terrible music ... The most intense moment a gamer can not stand:
- Keeps a fool, save !!!
Talk 2 programmer:
1: Do you like a cat is called ??
2: Zyxel !!!
1: Why ??
the second takes a broom and hit the cat on the head, he hisses
2: You see the connection ...
Kompyutorschikov - these are the people who have the expression "yesterday fucked nurse" did not cause revulsion and sympathy ...
Big discount from the local telephone company was the first Russian to download all Windows XP updates from the site of Microsoft.
The surgeon performed an illegal operation and will be closed. Commercials for six years.
Mother - Father:
- And do not forget to check how Serge downloaded essay!
Source:
Sysadmin day notes
In old Russia the day of St. SysAdmin hang all wooden abacus, torn fishing nets and unties the laces. Rusichi did not know what was bound these small disasters, and so just in case spilled beer on Claudius.
The ritual pouring Clave began at dusk in the forest near the fire, through which no one was jumping, but repeated: "Right now, yeah." Then he began the ritual of watering. Claudia put a pre-table brought into the woods, the girls strewed its bread crumbs, and of young men splashed beer jugs with a cry of "Oyblya!". Then Claudia raised, shaking, blowing and dropped on the table shouting "Mamepizdets!". These exclamations were called "motherboard", hence the term "abusive words».
On nerds day nothing planted and nothing is removed, because everything themselves were cleaned and will not like. If SysAdmin was rain, hail or strong winds, all did not care. In general, make some great system administrators do not care in the day it was a great honor.
Since then, the people's memory has brought to us the following proverbs and sayings:
"At St. SysAdmin good growing raspberries»
"In the SysAdmin sunshine - click the mouse on the little window»
"Do not hit the thief and so apostate as brazen systems analyst»
"I ran into the office of the children, I'm in a hurry:" Kolya, Kolya, our network ... "and I'm on vacation for three days».
And in the day of Saint SysAdmin all in love with their work people sent each other sisadminki - roughly torn scraps of paper with the inscription "Usholnah!". And at the end of the holiday all got up in the dance and arranged fun shooting games, Action and incendiary hilarious quests. [/ align]
Hochesya congratulate all our admins and moderators with such znamenaelnym holiday !!! All congratulates the admins at work !!! Today, they give access to porn, and put any toys !!! For a liter of beer of course or more.
Preparing for full
said today that Windows Vodka Microsoft
Cover with a bottle is not twisted while you do not agree with the license agreement under which you undertake another of her Do not place or use the content for homemade cocktails. By the way, for the convenience of drinking labels on all flavors of vodka (except 2000 and XP) represent the same and flying clouds. Before the spill, you should look at the label for at least five minutes. Once a bottle is opened, the glass of shows: Start with the filling of the drinking glasses. The localized version of the inscription appears in Russian. Glasses must be Installed before use. Vodka automatically determines the type and amount of shots using the technology «plug and play». (Translated: "pour and drink!"). In case of difficulty, proxy authentication, you can always choose from a list of used containers. In any case, by the assurance of the representative of Microsoft, in the next build of the localized Russian version includes support for additional non-standard equipment, such as: Adobe beer mugs, jars of mayonnaise Netscape, The Bat plastic soap dish. For the convenience of straight drinking bottle it comes in a variety of necessary set of snacks. In the event of a conflict situation - for example, getting stuck in the neck of a piece of pickled cucumber, three fingers at the same time you must click on the bottom, the neck of the bottle and the label. If this does not help, close the cap and open the bottle again. Although vodka and supports mnogoalkogolichnost, drinking more than two glasses at the same time is not recommended. In this case, the vodka can make unexplained operation and the bottle is closed. If at the time of opening the bottle it is next to the phone Vodka will automatically send the registration data (drinkers, with whom and for what purpose) at Microsoft and in the coming sobering-up station. This is done for ease of drinking. The set also comes with a bottle of 600-page "Guide to drink." It should be a bottle of vodka Microsoft about four hundred dollars.
Gamer watching a horror movie. The main character goes through a dark corridor ... everywhere heard heart-rending sounds ... terrible music ... The most intense moment a gamer can not stand:
- Keeps a fool, save !!!
Talk 2 programmer:
1: Do you like a cat is called ??
2: Zyxel !!!
1: Why ??
the second takes a broom and hit the cat on the head, he hisses
2: You see the connection ...
Kompyutorschikov - these are the people who have the expression "yesterday fucked nurse" did not cause revulsion and sympathy ...
Big discount from the local telephone company was the first Russian to download all Windows XP updates from the site of Microsoft.
The surgeon performed an illegal operation and will be closed. Commercials for six years.
Mother - Father:
- And do not forget to check how Serge downloaded essay!
Source:
